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Heaven (Won't) Help Us – But the Devil Might by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Mar 2026
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It felt like a bad dream, watching the King of Hell flapping his wings outside the huge window Vox had planted Alastor in front of, right before leaving to 'take care of more important matters'. A cosmic joke – that he would show up now, a look of almost absent curiosity on his face as his gaze roamed over the flashing LED's and the reflections of Pentagram City below.
A bad dream – or a nightmare, for Alastor's throat roiled with bitter bile when those eyes finally managed to pick him out amongst the other distractions. Lucifer's face lit up in a smug grin, the king drifting closer – close enough to tap on the glass like Alastor was some creature in a zoo.
His lip curled. He shouldn't have reminded himself of the phrasing.
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An alternate imagining of what could have happened after episode 4, for the angst enjoyers.
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- Part 47 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.
Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!
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In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.
Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.
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In the aftermath of Vox's failed coup, Lucifer has cooped himself up in his room as his seraphim instincts react to the threat. Unfortunately for Alastor, poking his nose where it doesn't belong has unexpected consequences.
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Alastor finds himself wrapped up with social media overlord Velvette and through a series of lies and misunderstandings must ask Lucifer to fake a partnership of sorts to re-establish his image as the strongest sinner in hell
(Author will not apologize for whatever may occur in this story because they were possessed to write it at like 2 in the morning on their phone)