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    Leverage Daemon AU.

    Title from Wild Geese, by Mary Oliver:

    You do not have to be good.
    You do not have to walk on your knees
    for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
    You only have to let the soft animal of your body
    love what it loves.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    A what-if "Everyone Lives" LOTR AU. By "everyone", I mean "everyone", and by "everyone", I mean this series is focused around Gollum in an unlikely universe where he manages to help destroy the Ring without dying and, subsequently, becomes everyone else's problem, but in a very different way than he was a problem before. I read Gandalf's line "I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it" in FOTR, and started to wonder what on Earth you'd do with a friendly version of Gollum, assuming his extreme eccentricities and special requirements for darkness and raw meat would not just go away. I couldn't find much other fic about this question so I wrote this, and I grew to enjoy Sméagol's odd psychology in the process so I kept going for longer than I'd intended. I do hope you enjoy!

    Boromir and Bilbo are here too! Now featuring also Gríma Wormtongue (in a oneshot)!

    Please note that this is all book-based, not movie-based, and these stories lean heavily on book events that either weren't in the movies at all or were very different.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    "What are you doing?" Jack asked.

    Ashi was sitting in front of the campfire, one hand holding her pocket mirror, the other holding a nail file in her mouth. She mumbled around the file, "Bru'hing my deeth?"

    "That's... not a toothbrush."

    She pulled out the file. "Okay, I'm filing and then brushing and flossing—but you know what I mean. It's a file day."

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    Jack learns Ashi and her sisters were forced to file their canine teeth into points to look more like their god.

    He tells her she should stop filing her teeth.

    He doesn't expect them to start growing.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Azalea has invented a time machine. Dressed for the 1800's, she does a quick test before setting off on a proper adventure. The results are unexpected. She, like the other inventors before her, didn't take into account the way the planet moves over time -- she is the first to survive the trip, because she's lucky enough to land on a spaceship.

    Adventure awaits in the form of bizarre alien crewmates, a museum heist in space, pursuit by a dangerous faction, and the interest of the only other human (?) on board: a suave redhead with the most fascinating eyes. Azalea and Carmine will take on the universe together.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Taungsday 11.30 - 19.00, Kidnapped by Sith.
    Recurring meeting.

    Cody blinks as sees the entry in his General's calendar. Apparently he was actually listening during Cody's lectures on proper scheduling.

    Hopefully the pretty Sith has the good biscuits this week.

    Or: The dark wizard keeps kidnapping the princess because he's in love with the knight that comes to rescue her. Star Wars edition.

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    09 Feb 2026