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Wish Upon A Shooting Star by SirButt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2020
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Lan Wangji made a wish upon a shooting star. He didn't expect that star to fall directly on him.
Wait... That was definitely not a shooting star, but it might as well be. The person who crash landed on him had been the most beautiful thing he had ever laid his eyes on... ignoring the weird outfit, pointy hat, weird gigantic brush and all.
[ AU where Wei Wuxian is a witch from the far West chasing a clairvoyance spell guiding him to the East. Here's to hoping the East won't have the same prejudist against his kind. ]
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Shadow milk had raged at such an offer. Friends? What a cheap trick, oldest one in the book! Though he wondered.. what if pure vanilla had been actually truthful?
What a joke. 'Friends' HA! As if he'd fall for that.
Never again.
OR post beast yeast 8-30, shadow milk needs to deal with his (ugh) emotions, specifically surrounding a certain cookie.
This will eventually have shadowvanilla in it, just gotta get that slow burn redemption started somewhere first
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- Part 1 of You know you're better than this
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06 Feb 2026
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A Forced Employment by Amaliala
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Dec 2025
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“What do you want from me, Nedzu?”
“I would like you to study under me, Henituse-san.”
‘Hm? What?’
“Of course, I would still want you to be safe from the villains targeting you, so you would need to stay here most of the time.”
‘This fucker.’
Or, after falling unconscious, Cale wakes up in UA's infirmary, confused with a mission to somehow get home. Along the way, he unwillingly becomes a teacher assistant? Cale never signed up for this.
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- 24/?
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02 Nov 2025
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The Birth of a Villain by Zell_Hatoule
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
18 Feb 2026
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When Kim Rok Soo reincarnates into the body of Cale Henituse, there are three things he knows:
1) The shitty god upheld his end of the bargain,
2) He's got two months to rain hell on Roan before Choi Han steps foot in Rain City,
3) He knows exactly which sonovabitch killed his hyungs.Cale Henituse has no time for a slacker life. He's got revenge to get.
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- 27/?
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03 Oct 2025
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they say water is denser than air by orphan_account
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Sep 2023
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Much like water, relationships are complex, in a way everyone except Neuvillette seem to understand.
Neuvilette explores his complicated “personal relationship” with the Duke of the Fortress of Meropide.
(Or, everyone in Fontaine seems to think that he and Wriothesley are dating, and Neuvillette has no idea why.)
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19 Oct 2023
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"You have nowhere to go?”
“I don’t know,” Neuvillette repeats, progressively more frustrated at his inability to think, “I’ll go somewhere… anywhere,” he attempts, “You may leave me here—”
“Celestia; were you always this stubborn?” Wriothesley grumbles, “Is Meropide included in this somewhere, anywhere? If all you need is a week off, as long as you don’t complain about the cafeteria food, you can stay with me.”
Neuvillette thinks of his heat as a burden that he must hide and carry alone. He finds himself struggling to keep his secret while sheltered by Duke Wriothesley.
Meanwhile, Wriothesley just wants to get through the weirdest week of his life without going irreversibly insane.
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- Part 1 of Our Love Shall Drag On
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- 10/10
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12 Oct 2023