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    In a bid to protect his secret identity, Billy Batson tells the Justice League he doesn't have one- because he's actually a magically powerful child's imaginary friend.

    Now with plot!

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    26 Mar 2026

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    She wasn’t the bad guy.
    He was the monster.
    The monster.

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    Bruce Wayne had a very specific, very dramatic plan: drop out of Cambridge, join a ninja cult and return to Gotham as a dark knight of justice. It was supposed to be the ultimate manifestation of his twenty-year-old angst, but a literal trip down the stairs sends him tumbling twenty years into the future instead.

    Now, Bruce is trapped in a forty-something-year-old body, mourning an Alfred he technically just saw and receiving life advice from a passing ice cream vendor. He is finally ready to embrace the quiet life of a "rodent cosplayer" in a clean manor, only to realise that his future self was apparently very busy adopting an entire army of children who are now older than his actual soul.

    Bruce was really worried about being a dad, but it turns out he is a natural. He spends his days cooking proper home-cooked meals and being incredibly supportive, and his children are responding by visiting him constantly and looking at him with such intense, watery-eyed devotion.

    He must be absolutely nailing this fatherhood thing!

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    10 Mar 2026

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    In which Damian, a half-fae changeling, goes on a quest to ‘catch’ his father, and along the way picks up new siblings like they’re Pokémon.

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    Mother often told Damian stories about his father. The great Batman and how clever and strong he was, able to live within a Fae court without losing his name, freedom, or form. It was a feat unreplicated by any human before, and Mother thought it likely there would be no human after. There were humans who had outsmarted the Fae, who had run away or won their Games, but to actually live among them? For more than a mere Dance or day? The Court still spoke of him in awed whispers.

    The great Batman who no one could catch.

    It was why she’d chosen him, in the end. Mother could have had any human, and had proven so by catching many of them over the years, but it was this Batman who intrigued her, challenged her, and had proven himself to be the best above all others. She’d tried to catch him daily, but he’d seen through every trick, avoided every trap. The more time passed, the longer Mother’s admiration for him grew, and the more she challenged him, the more he reciprocated until…

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    08 Mar 2026

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    "How old are you anyway?"

    Bruce smirks a little, “Pretty old.”

    “How old am I?” Dick rephrases the question. Realistically, given the lines on Bruce's face and the grey in his hair, he has to be more than a decade or two in the future. But, well, Dick's still reeling from being twelve. He can't begin to imagine a world where there's anything past tomorrow.

    Bruce's smirk sinks a little, but not quite to a frown. It's a distant smile, fighting through the shadows of whatever it is Bruce sees when he looks down at him. In a quiet, mournful tone, he says, “Not that old. Not old at all.”

    (A young Robin and Nightwing swap places; Batman is always the constant.)

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    08 Mar 2026