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“I think I would like to breed.”
Robert is so focused on his work that it doesn’t even register that the words have just come out of the mouth of America’s heartthrob and the superhero known as Phenomaman until it occurs to him that the entire office has gone quiet. Robert processes what he's heard and turns around to join them in staring at Phenomaman, lacking any other option in the face of what he's just said.
Mistaking their shock, Phenomaman looks around at the faces gazing at him in utter confusion and continues pleasantly, “Actually, I would like to be bred. Is that not a more accurate Earth phrase?”
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04 Apr 2026
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I'm having your baby, It's none of your business by Insomniac_Coffeebean
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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Bruce is pregnant, turns out kryptonians don't need a partner with a womb in order to procreate. Bruce is obviously going to keep the baby, to add to his endless aray of children, but he doesn't want Clark to feel obligated to raise a child with him.
Scilla if you see this: (1): no you fucking didn't and (2): I'll fucking kill you.
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01 Apr 2026
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Competent by Rgfellows
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
23 Dec 2024
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Clark has a competency kink and that's perfectly fine. It certainly won't be an issue with his new Justice League friends--a certain Dark Knight in particular. But if it does cause an issue, his best friend is sure to hear about it.
Basically superbat from the POV of Lois Lane. Story written because I find fics where Clark is down bad and thirsty right away super funny. (No pun intended.)
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30 Mar 2026
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ʞuıl ʎɥɔʇǝʞs ɐ ʞɔılɔ noʎ uǝɥʍ suǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ sı sıɥʇ 'ǝǝs by RenkonNairu
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
07 Mar 2026
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Clark Kent is an investigative journalist who's articles have placed three billionaires under legal scrutiny already. Once was lucky, twice was a coincidence, but three times is a pattern and people have already dubbed Kent the 'Billionaire Breaker' for his exposes on the upper class.
Brucie Wayne is a billionaire with a secret and he does not want the Billionaire Breaker discovering it. Under the guise of flirting, Brucie texts Clark a link and when the flustered farm boy opens it, the link opens a backdoor hack into his phone. But Batman discovered much more than he expected in the Metropolis reporter's phone. Clark Kent's tech is more advanced than anything else on Earth. Its almost as if Clark is... an alien
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30 Mar 2026
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Yes, He's Sleeping On The Couch by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
07 Mar 2026
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The leaks began two weeks ago. Lasted only a day and never happened again.
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[Superman: «You do know that I meant what I said, right?»
...Superman: «That I don't regret sharing my second name with you and Diana»—
Batman: —«Wonder Woman.»
...Superman: «...B»
Batman:—«I'm well aware Superman. You rarely leave room for doubt.»
Silence persists for a long moment before it is broken by Superman
Superman: «You said telling me your real name wouldn't improve our synergy earlier. You sounded pretty sure of it.»
Batman: «I'm almost always certain.»
Superman: «It sounded like your unique way of telling me I wouldn't like you if I knew you.»
...Superman: «I would.»
...Batman: «You're a hopeful man, Kal.»]
>>Supergirl's Wench
@supergirl_swench when im in a die hard pinning for my emotionally constipated best friend competition but my opponent is Superman😔💔
29k likes 98 repliesOr conversations through private league channels are leaked to the public, shenanigans ensue
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29 Mar 2026