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“WE’RE HERE!”
Tsukishima leaned forward between the front seats to peer out the window. All he could see was a modest rooftop peeking out from behind a bit of decorative shrubbery at the end of the road. As they got closer, it became clear that this was not the “spacious beach cottage” from the Airbnb listing.
“That’s just the garage, right?” he asked, voice hopeful.
“Nope,” Kuroo said, drawing out the ‘p’ with a pop. “This is our cozy little beach hut. And don’t look at me like that—I think it’s super cute.”
Tsukishima directed his last-hope-stare at Akaashi, who, predictably, offered no sympathy.
“I doubt this place even has two separate rooms,” Akaashi said. “So I guess that solves the who-sleeps-with-who dilemma.”
Tsukishima just wished he didn’t have to phrase it like that.
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- Part 8 of Stupid boys talking and maybe some smut
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Fate decides to strike and give Oikawa his worst nemesis for a roommate.
But maybe living with Ushijima isn't such a bad thing. Maybe, Kuroo and Bokuto are right and he is actually the best roommate ever. Oikawa is about to find out, because he has nowhere else to go.
---“Good news, everybody!” Bokuto called into the apartment. “Kuroo’s brain has arrived!”
Kuroo ran out of the kitchen in a hurry to save his shy friend. “He’s Nekoma’s brain, not Kuroo’s brain!” he corrected, but Oikawa was already smirking.
“Oh great!” Oikawa turned to Kenma, grinning even wider when he noticed him flinch. “I’m still waiting on those five beers I paid for out of my tips.”
Bokuto jumped in without missing a beat. “And remember to empty your pockets before putting your jeans into the wash! There was another tissue in there today."
“We’re out of dish soap,” Ushijima said, making Oikawa’s head turn in surprise. “And it’s your turn.”
While Oikawa gave him a fist bump, Kuroo just gave him an annoyed look. “You too?” he said, before he grabbed his jacket and ushered Kenma out of the apartment. “Come on, let’s go! Otherwise, this is just gonna go on forever.”
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I'm finally posting my contribution to the Blue Moon Zine, with beautiful art by Benadikt <3
_______Tsukishima gave a helpless sigh.
“It's forbidden,” he told the plate in his hand, scrubbing it furiously.
“Teacher-teacher relationships are not forbidden,” Akaashi argued. “And I doubt there are any rules about teacher-teacher-teacher-teacher–”
“Alright, I got it!” Tsukishima barked. “Still, it would be a scandal! And the parents would—”
“I wasn't saying we should write a premature apology letter to every single parent. I wasn't even saying we should start a relationship with anyone.”
Tsukishima dared a glance at where Akaashi was leaning against the sink.
“What are you saying then?”
“I'm saying that we both saw Bokuto naked,” Akaashi said.
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“With, Who, Where, What, Why,” Kenma counted off his fingers. “You really are conducting a textbook investigation.”
“I haven’t gotten very far yet,” Kuroo admitted. “Do I really have to worm it all out of you? Or would you tell me the whole story so that we can finally go to bed and sleep?”
“I’m not tired. And you’re the one who’s keeping us up in the first place,” Kenma argued, but then he remembered the deal about not having to hear about Tsukishima’s moon eyes, and relented. “Fine. So here’s the story. I dropped my DS. I needed someone to drive me to Dr. Tech’s. Yamaguchi was the only one-“
An excited screech interrupted his story. This would not be over so soon.
“Yamaguchi?” Kuroo swooned. “Tsukki’s roommate? With the piercings? And the tattoos?”
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- Part 9 of Stupid boys talking and maybe some smut
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Life as a famous man isn't easy.
Granted, Oikawa's fame is restricted to his university campus, and it comes with a lot of benefits, like never having to study, and making out with a different person each Friday night. Everyone loves him - well, everyone who doesn't have to deal with him on a regular basis, Misaki would say, but what does Misaki know? She doesn't have a website dedicated to her everyday adventures. She has no idea how hard it is to keep your fans entertained, to keep them happy, to keep them from suddenly changing their objective from winning a trophy for being Oikawa's chosen Friday night hook-up to shipping him with his old rival and current teammate Ushijima Wakatoshi.
Seriously. It was one night. One mistake, and suddenly, Oikawa's life goes from rollercoaster to drop tower.
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This is a series about a slowly developing BokuAkaKuroTsuki polyship with established BokuAka and soon-established KuroTsuki. I usually write one shots for this series, although there are/will be a few exceptions. In theory most of these stories can be read individually - although they do all belong in the same timeline. It all takes place in one huge apartment building with no explanation of time and space, and all the Haikyuu characters inexplicably live right next to each other. There's not much of a plot except for volley nerds being stupid together and a bit of gratuitous almost-smut. Also, angst-free zone right here. This is mostly light-hearted crack, so you will not have your heart ripped out of your chest without warning. (EDIT: ok Daredevil on the slope may have some angsty overtones bc of Akaashi's narration, but it's ALL GOOD in the end! :3)
Side pairings include: KageHina, YamaYachi (planned YamaYachiKenma bc reasons), past KageTsuki, IwaOi, Akiteru/Saeko and a few more appearing in the future :)
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He decided on doing nothing, playing dead. And yes he was aware it was something you should do while encountering a wild bear in nature and not when your super sexy giant colleague kabedon you against the office building at lunch, but Kei was at least as dangerous as a wild bear so it was the only thing Keiji could think of at the moment.
“So, Akaashi-kun,” The blond started, so dark and serious a shiver rippled along Keiji’s spine. “What are your intentions with Koutarou?”
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12 Aug 2023
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Death was supposed to be the only way Tsukishima ever escaped captivity, then Fukurodani swept in and said not today.
Tsukishima should be grateful, except:
1) Fukurodani wants him to join their gang
2) He acquired a mate from that gang entirely by accident
3) The mate is human and flirts way too muchNow Tsukishima has to figure out how to escape Fukurodani.
Fucking hell.
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24 May 2023
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"What—" he began, then rounded on Tsukishima. "You kill blocked me!"
"It wasn't hard, Bokuto-san, you were wide open," Tsukishima informed him.
He was looking down on Bokuto with the smuggest, most contemptuous expression Bokuto had ever seen. Eyebrows arched, corners of his mouth mercilessly quirked up. All his cockiness distilled into one single smirk.
Fuck, step on me, Bokuto thought.
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Bokuto works at his university's gym, and one day a gorgeous, snarky stranger walks through the doors.
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13 Oct 2020
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beautiful bokutsukki with amazing interactions between bokuto and everyone else! also the bokuroo friendship is gold! READ!
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In which Yamaguchi is scheming, Yachi is stressed, Kageyama is oblivious, Hinata is a little too hyped, and Tsukishima is both lovesick and sick of love.
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09 Mar 2017
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Complications arising from Ushijima, Iwaizumi and Oikawa all playing on the same university team result in some fights between Ushijima and Oikawa. When they end up stranded alone in the woods for a night, they're forced to work some things out.
Bookmarked by Smokey310
13 Sep 2016