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    FNaF Short Stories because I seriously have a problem.

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    “How did you know? About being in the future, I mean.”

    “The sedimentation of the rocks.”

    “Really?”

    “No Oliver you are fucking forty years older than you should be.”

    “Forty!”

    *Bruce gets de-aged*

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    17 Mar 2026

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    The obligatory Tim gets adopted early by the Batfamily fanfic.

    Bruce is trying. Really, he is.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Dick catches Bruce self-harming, and has a hard time dealing with witnessing his father's suffering.

    Alfred recalls similarities between Bruce and his late mother.

    Bruce can't stand himself, and turns to physical pain as a familiar comfort. When his loved ones try to offer less destructive forms of comfort and care, Bruce is too tired to refuse.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    He tapped the screen again, his face up close in the zoomed camera.

    "Whoa, ultra Tim-vision, no thank you. I think I just saw my pimple's pimple. Gross." He zoomed out and grinned at himself. "I don't know if I have ever felt so freaking happy or strong or cool, or well, anything, in my whole entire life."

    And it was true. Standing atop a building as Robin. If someone were to look up, they would definitely think he was the real deal and the thought left him beaming. Jumping in place, Tim gave another whoop, punching the air and then bending over into a fit of high pitched laughter. This was all the joy he would ever need for the rest of his existence.

    And then someone screamed.

    OR,

    Tim Drake puts together a very realistic Robin costume for Halloween and gets mistaken for the real deal.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    "There are details in this document that absolutely no one should know unless they have inside information on us. There’s hints that they know our patrol schedules and regularly keep tabs on us. I don't know who's behind this, or what they want with Batman, but tracking the writer needs to be a priority."

    "And this document is… a fanfiction?"

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    (Tim Drake writes Batman fanfiction. He doesn't expect Batman to actually find it.)

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    19 Feb 2026