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  1. Public Bookmark 39

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    Turns out that what is dead may never die is a much more literal saying than Theon Greyjoy first believed.

    After meeting his demise in the Dreadfort and making Ramsay's life the worst of hells, Theon decides that death isn't enough to stop him from trying to make amends and save a bunch of people—and if he can do both by canceling a certain wedding, even better.

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    25 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Энакин очень любит свою восьминогую хищную супругу.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    god i wish that were me

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    Vader is a technical genius, it is a well-known fact. So, following his defeat at the hands of his old Master on Mustafar and the rise of the Empire, Vader executes his greatest act of genius to prove his dominance: he creates an artificial intelligence modeled after Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    After the rise of the Empire, nothing remains of Commander Cody except for CC-2224, just another rank-and-file stormtrooper among many. He goes where he is told to go, shoots where he is told to shoot, and doesn't question it because good soldiers follow orders.

    A droid told to be human meets a human told to be a droid. They meet somewhere in the middle.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    The code of a clone is a simple thing: you were made to die for the Republic, for the Jedi. Make the most of the time you have before that.

    Cody, who picked his own name, who paints his armor in simple brush strokes, whose hand has never fit anything more perfectly than a blaster grip, figures out how to make the most of it.

     

    And maybe there's a matchmaking lightsaber somewhere in there to help along the way.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Anakin Falls on the battlefield, on a small dusty planet in the Mid Rim that’s largely unimportant in the grand scale of the war. His men are dying in scores around him, screaming, spilling their guts onto the pockmarked ground, and something that has been pulling tighter and tighter over the course of the war, over the course of his whole life—between one decapitated droid and the next, something snaps in his chest. He doesn't know it, but he's more than a year early.

    Or: Anakin navigates the path from straight up not noticing, to denial, to buying a pair of ugly sunglasses to hide his unfortunate Darksider eye condition, to a number of Sith lords dying in uniquely creative ways. If he reaches acceptance, it just might save the galaxy.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    The ship from Naboo to Coruscant lands on Rattatak instead of Tatooine, and Anakin Skywalker and his mother is sold by Watto to a man covered in dark robes.

    Ten years later, the beginning of the war is marked by the death of Jabba the Hutt, slain by a man who calls himself Darth Vader and wields a lightsaber that glows red like lava.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    truly one of the peakest fics of all time

  7. Public Bookmark 28

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    "...What, do I smell that bad?" Daniil asked, both doubtful and incredulous at the admission that Artemy really was sniffing him.

    "No," Artemy answered instantly. "Not bad, just different. Couldn't tell if it was you or not."

    An embarrassing rush of dopamine flooded Daniil all at once; why was it so appealing for Artemy to like the way he smelled? He knew he likely was nothing short of noxious, soaked in sweat and laboratory-grade chemicals and tobacco, but apparently Artemy didn't mind that.

    "So?" Daniil urged, knowing how strange he must seem but powerless to stop himself from prodding at the weak spot. "What do I smell like, then?"

    The lamplight danced like fireflies in Artemy's eclipsed eyes. "Pink."

    Daniil raised an eyebrow. "Pink?"

    Artemy canonically has a habit of smelling Daniil's moods in Pathologic 3. Horny is a mood.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    In which Stiles learns to Stalk That Stalk. (Or, how to accidentally woo your unfriendly neighborhood alpha in roughly five hundred handwritten steps.)

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    06 Jan 2026

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    "You want me to hold you down while we do this, Stiles?" says the incubus. In one sudden movement it has Stiles’ arm wrenched over his head and pinned it by the wrist below the headboard. "Would that make this easier for you?"

    Stiles swallows. "Maybe?" This whole thing where he gets the chance to opt out of having mindblowing sex with a demon of questionable intentions is causing him more unnecessary stress than he wants to deal with. Can't it just get on with ravishing him already?

    "You really think that’s what we do? You think we need to? Ever?" The incubus' breath ghosts warm against his neck. (Actually, Stiles has half an idea that ‘thinking’ isn’t much of good description of anything that’s gone through his head for a good few minutes. It’s so unfair of it to pick on him for that.)


    AKA: The Medieval AU where Derek is an incubus and Stiles is so, so far out of his depth right now.

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    06 Jan 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 9

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    "Didn't you know you were naked?" asked the chaplain, who was confused all over again.

    "I hadn't given it much thought," said the man in the tree who was probably Yossarian. "But then, I've been avoiding fruit on account of my liver, so I haven't eaten any of these." He proffered a juicy, red fruit that the chaplain recognised, to some alarm, as a cherry tomato of much the same species that he'd been so cruelly accused of stealing from Colonel Cathcart's office, even by Colonel Cathcart, who had been the one to insist he take it in the first place. "Want one?"

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    05 Jan 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 12

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    Yossarian tries to fake homosexuality to get a dishonourable discharge. It fails, and he becomes a homosexual.

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    03 Jan 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 9

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    The year is 1868. This comes as something of a surprise to Edward Kenway, given that the last he remembers, it was 1735. The Assassins fighting to free London are definitely more surprised to discover that he's still alive—though alive is a strong word for being what most would call a vampire. But they're all still Assassins, and the city of London has been under tightening Templar control since the rumors of Edward's death were greatly exaggerated, so he might as well tag along for the Frye twins' crusade against Crawford Starrick. The world may have changed significantly over the last 133 years, but Templars still are Templars, Assassins are still Assassins, and Pieces of Eden are still very capable of wreaking havoc in the wrong hands—or repairing it, in the right ones.

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    10 Nov 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 12

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    "Shut it!" Anne snapped, interrupting them both. "You're both hopeless! My God. I'm drunk and ready for a tumble and I swear if I have to watch you sit here and make doe eyes at each other and not do anythin' about it for one more bloody minute I will kill the pair o' you. Quit arguin' and take us to bed, Kenway. I know y'want to."

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    Mary and Anne are an item. Edward and Anne are friends. Edward and Mary have been dancing around each other for god knows how long, and they both suck at feelings so that's going nowhere fast. Fortunately for them, Anne's patience is limited.

    This is a repository for my Edward/Mary, Mary/Anne, and Edward/Mary/Anne porn. All chapters are set within the same continuity. This is primarily a Kiddway fic, but Mary and Anne aren't breaking up or anything.

    Marked as complete because I have no grand plan for this piece, but I may add more chapters as the mood strikes.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    In which Gwaine and Morgana are friends with a generous benefits package, Arthur and Merlin might be breaking up, and everyone is in the Camelot Symphony Orchestra.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    An online message board devoted to a cult fantasy author wrestles with his baffling final book.

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    26 Aug 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 57

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    There are no ships here, no schooners or brigs laden with plunder; there are no rowdy smugglers looking to blow off steam or inebriated kingsmen with chips on their shoulders.

    There is only him, Kidd, and a heist.

    And God help him, it’s the most fun he’s had all bloody night.

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    25 Aug 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 9

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    Road tripping: The (not overtly) Righteous Man and a dawn of time-old Angel Of The Lord edition.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Cody fumbles his helmet off and tucks it under one arm, hovering mid-air in front of the tower’s balcony. He’s a professional, he reminds himself.

    “Hi, I’m Cody,” he says, keeping his hands and shoulders relaxed; some of the captured royals can be a little skittish at first. “I’m here to rescue you.”

    The man in the tower just laughs, and the sound is as delightful as his singing had been.

    “Oh, that’s very kind,” the prince says, his madder blue eyes twinkling. “But I’m quite alright, thank you. Have a good day.”

    Or, Commander Cody and Star Wars’ actual Disney princess.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    They say the druid in the forest who guards the sword in the stone has never woken. Unchanging, no matter the season, no matter how many years go by; lost in a dream that will only be broken by the Once and Future King.

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    31 Jul 2025

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    “So, uh. Arthur is doing better-? Not like, healed better. But… The curse has stopped attacking him?” Merlin really tried to put as much nonchalance into his voice as possible, but Gaius knew him too well. More often than not, when Merlin did something to create problems for himself, he would leave out large parts of what had actually happened. Gaius raised his eyebrow to show Merlin he knew as much.

    Finally giving up the act, he slumped down in his seat. “I kind of trapped Arthur’s soul in here with me,” he said weakly gesturing toward his head in defeat.

    Gaius looked back at him with a special kind of fear. The one that came from having to hide something that could most definitely get you killed.

    Pure exhaustion made his breath feel heavy as it left his lips. “He knows,” Merlin sighed, not even looking at Gaius as he confirmed his silent fear.

    The cruel tone lacing Arthur’s voice only made him sink deeper. “Of course Gaius knew. After all, you’d need someone to strategize just how you could betray me best.” Merlin tried his best not to let Arthur’s hatred twist the knife buried in his heart any further.

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    22 Jul 2025

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