StaccatoSlytherin
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Put Your Hands On Me by malascientia (StaccatoSlytherin)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2026
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Draco invites Hermione to sit on his lap and things get a little messy.
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Midnight Snack by malascientia (StaccatoSlytherin) for mayanahi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Feb 2026
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Hermione needs to refuel for round 2 (or 3 or 4).
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Reheated Rivalry by malascientia (StaccatoSlytherin) for subtlesuttle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Draco comes home to find Hermione and Theo watching what appears at first to be a quite questionable television show. After very little urging on their part, Draco agrees to watch it with them.
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A birthday ficlet for one of the best gifts fandom has given me ❤️ -
Down and Dirty in the Greenhouse by malascientia (StaccatoSlytherin) for chaosbarbie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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“Perhaps you’d benefit from some time in the greenhouse to clear your head.”
Ginny pondered his suggestion for a moment. Her mum had always touted the therapeutic effect of gardening, but she had assumed it was more of a pretense to have her children help out around the Burrow.
“I think I’d like that, Neville. I’m fairly free whenever.”
“Perfect. What do you say we go and get dirty right now?”
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Neville offers Ginny some therapeutic release in the greenhouse.Spoiler: It's actually fucking.
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Blood Sugar Sex Magik by malascientia (StaccatoSlytherin)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2025
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She thrust the book beneath his chin. “Right here. It says–”
Draco scanned the text and read aloud, “‘–si nefas prosapiam prenderit, exsolvetur semine sanguineque.’ If a sin should seize the lineage, it will be delivered by seed and blood…” He turned to face her, his face troubled. “Hermione, are you sure you want to try this?”
Her eyes burned with fury and determination as she replied, “I will not let this curse take my family from me.”
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The Malfoy family line is filled with arcane knowledge and closely guarded secrets...including the sordid origins of the family's nearly limitless power.