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  1. Rec 10

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    His enemies had captured them because he had such great ideas and needed a little persuasion. Something to compliment their own work. Probably one of the few stories you'll ever read where a sword van and a Tentaspy are used in any serious context.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    What if the first person to contact Dooku after Qui-Gon's death was a distraught Obi-Wan, seeking help from his Grandmaster?

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    31 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    “Regardless, I would value someone with talents like yours. And there’s much that I could offer you in return for your services.”

    And, now that the offer was out in the open, Halt allowed himself to consider it.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    All Might is the world's #1 hero, the symbol of peace, the pillar that the world knows they can stand on. He dominates every room he's in, from press conferences to his Hero Agency.

    It's pretty easy for everyone to overlook Yagi Toshinori, All Might's 'quirkless secretary'. But he's still there.

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    29 Jul 2024

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    20 Oct 2019

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