TheAntistrophe
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The reason he was hanging out by a junction box, at seven in the morning on a Sunday, was because Dum-E85 was supposed to meet him there, and explain where in the hell he'd managed to hide the Geocache that Steve had been trying to review, pre-publishing. He'd been popping out for the past two weeks, trying to find it, and exchanging messages with Dum-E85 - who appeared to think it was a level 1 cache, wheelchair accessible, and no problem to find.
To put it simply, Steve was either really annoyed, or really stupid. He was still oscillating between the two, this endeavor would be the deciding factor.
Through his peripheral, he caught a man veering around the corner. Not much taller than Steve, burrowed in a faded MIT hoodie, threadbare sweatpants, and designer sunglasses. Steve's brows shot up, "Dummy eighty-five?"
"Captain Cache? Good." As Dum-E85 slowed to a stop next to him, the wind blew the scent of motor oil and coffee in Steve's face. "It's right here." The hood slipped back as he reached forward, and Steve caught enough of the man's features to - - "You're Tony Stark."
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That's Not a Cat by TheAntistrophe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
21 Jan 2025
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Things progressed fairly well, until the day the cat ate the fridge.
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A Lithe Feline of Nocturnal Spirit by TheAntistrophe
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Sep 2024
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JARVIS adopts a cat.
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The Prince and the Painter by OscarTheSlouch for Fluffypanda
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Jan 2026
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Steve Rogers, art student and part-time employee at Erskine's Antiques and Watch Repair, does a favor for a strange man in a green coat. In exchange, Steve is granted one wish. Thinking of his stack of unpaid bills, he wishes that he didn't have to worry so much about money. Instead of funds in his bank account, Steve finds billionaire Tony Stark at his door with a bouquet of roses.
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”What will it be, Steven Rogers?" asked the man in green. "True love? Absolute power? What is your heart’s desire?”
Right now, Steve's heart desired this commercial transaction to end. He wanted to sell the guy his paperweight and get him out of the shop. The man was obviously crazy, and Steve definitely hadn’t told him his name, so how did he know it?
“Don’t trouble yourself with the details,” the man said breezily, as if Steve had spoken aloud. “What about riches, Steven? Mortals always like riches. Do you desire riches?”
“Well, sure, I guess, but I’d settle for sixty plus tax.”
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14 Mar 2026
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Widows and Orphans by OscarTheSlouch
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
12 Mar 2026
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Somewhere in the multiverse, Pepper saves the world and pays the price. Tony lies in a coma, not expected to survive, and a grieving Steve Rogers is named as Morgan's legal guardian:
“Hey, Cap. You should probably have a seat for this one.” On the video, Tony took another sip of coffee. “You’re going to want to kill me. But sadly for you, if you’re watching this, things have gone wrong for my little family. Pepper and I are dead already. Vegetables. Whatever. You’ll have to hash out your feelings of impotent rage vis à vis me with your support group. Anyway, let me cut to the chase here: I’ve named you Morgan’s legal guardian. I’ll give you a second to pick your jaw up off the floor.”
Steve sank slowly to the bathroom tiles; Tony was right. He did need to sit down for this one.
“You over it? Good. Look, I should’ve asked you; Pepper thinks I did. And you know, I thought about it, but if I’d asked you, you might have said ‘no,’ and I couldn’t let you say ‘no,’ Cap. I just couldn’t. Pep and I don’t have a deep bench, okay? Our folks are dead, and when you’ve got no family, your options are limited. But you know that. And that is yet another reason I picked you.”
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13 Mar 2026
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Part 1: Canon divergence from Ep3-22: "De-Void". After confronting Noshiko and releasing his files, the nogitsune was caught at his weakest in the basement of Eichen House, putting both he and Stiles at Valack's mercy.
Part 2: Stiles is changed, and Peter's failure to kill Scott at La Iglesia lands them as roommates in Eichen. His original curiosity sated, Valack's focus shifts, but at least Stiles isn't alone anymore, right?
Part 3: Finally rescued, Stiles should be able to focus on recovering from the trauma, but fallout from Eichen, assassinated supernatural creatures, and lingering effects from Void continue to complicate things.
Part 4: Fey incursions are getting out of hand. People are dying, and the wider supernatural community is starting to make noises. It's a lousy time to be playing magical family trees, especially since Stiles' luck with magical trees is pretty dicey.
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06 Mar 2026
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The Best of Both Worlds by tummyhurtss
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Mar 2026
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A collection of one-shot stories (mostly) that examine the relationship between Tony Stark and Peter Parker through the lens and perspectives of those around them.
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25 Feb 2026
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There is nothing in the world worse than been assigned to Beacon Hills for your training hours as an EMT. It might as well be a nexus portal, or hell mouth.
The only thing that made it was worse that the worst classmate in the world, know it all Stilinski was also assigned there.
Now he was stuck dealing with werewolves, maybe the end times, and worst of all Stiles.
An outsider pov of Beacon Hills and what it would be like to be a co-worker of Stiles Stilinski
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23 Feb 2026