TheCatInAHat



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    There are some things a seven-year-old psyche is not ready to endure. An S-ranked torture technique preformed by a traumatized thirteen-year-old is one of those things. Sasuke doesn’t enjoy hallucinating memories of his murdered family day in and day out, but he’s learned to be philosophical about such things. It’s everything else that’s the problem, really.

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    He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.

    But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a canon folder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.

    He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.

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    Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn.

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    After Shadowhaunt things are never quite the same. Memories missing or scattering away from conscious thought, magic that feels like it's trying to escape from beneath her skin, and more questions about magic and magical identity than she thought she'd walk away with after everything Darkar had done to her. But she'd been trapped with him and the Trix for a long time, and not even she is fully able to remember everything that happened behind closed doors.

    Will she be able to heal and return to the life she had before the Shadow Phoenix came into her life, or will she succumb to the questions and memories perhaps better left forgotten?

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    Owen Grady has always felt more connected to animals than to people. He capitalized on this connection in the Navy to train dogs and dolphins, and he uses it when Simon Masrani calls him to ask if he wants a job. Velociraptors can't be so different from all the other animals he's worked with, right?

    Then the first egg hatches.

    He watches as sharp claws pierce the outer shell of the egg, slowly tearing open the material. The animal moves slowly. She’s just a baby, he knows, so her muscles aren’t at their best, but even now he’s sure those claws could rip out his throat with no effort. A yellow eye peers out from the gap in the egg. Owen stares back at it, unblinking. He smiles as a noise comes from the egg, a raspy chirp that makes an inhuman sound of his own bubble up his throat before he can push it back down.

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    During their forced proximity, Light notices something peculiar about L - the man was averse to touch, completely overwhelmed handling human connection. He plans to exploit that for revenge, but soon finds that humanizing L might be detrimental to his own plans...

    I feel like the terrifying implications of Wammy's House and L having a successor despite his young age are talked about way too little. So I wrote a fanfic about it.

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    03 Feb 2026