TheCuriousCat
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Haryana and the determination to make the adults deal with the adult problems by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jan 2026
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When your options are:
(A) Being a sheep for the Light side and never making it past seventeen again.
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(B) Joining the dark side as a political pawn to crush the hope children everywhere.
Life looks a little bleak, and with Tom tagging along as her unborn baby (really? Couldn't at all think of a better plan than 'let's make everyone think the Girl-Who-Lived was raped at ten') that bleakness seems to grow.
So, armed with foreknowledge and a healthy dose of I'M EVEVEN! STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME A MURDERER! Haryana decides to make a third option:
(C) Use the insane amount of wealth and recourses people gifted her for murdering Tom the first time and launch a secret campaign to buy wizarding Brittan so that no matter who wins she's be on top.
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The most EPIC of Lavender Marriages by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
22 Aug 2025
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Odysseus and Penelope had an agreement; the Gods were fair game.
Don't take this to mean that they didn't love each other; they did, with a fierce devotion to rival the very gods that they would allow to drag them to bed, but it had never been sexual. The thought had made them feel sick, the act that created their precious son almost DID make them sick, and they were so very relieved that they would only need to do it once.
So the Gods were fair game, and while this changes some things in how the story goes, it feels the same to Odysseus and Penelope. Which may be worse.
Or: Odysseus and Penelope fucking the gods in the hopes that it leads them back to each other.
Please note that this book is mostly sex, so I won't leave markings for it like I usually do, but I will still make marks for any non-concentual stuff.
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Hughie Campbell VS the Twelve (PR wars adition) by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: The Boys (TV 2019)
01 Apr 2025
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Hughie realises that she’s impervious to damage when she’s five and falls off the roof of her family home. She lands hard enough that the stone slab in the garden cracks. Her mother screams, her father passes out, and… she just sits up and asks what’s wrong. Her mother checks her over while her father panics but she’s okay, they make her promise to never tell anyone.
Hughie is sixteen and holding her new baby boy when she realises she’s fucked. Because her father is dying, Robin is about to dump her with the excuse of needing to focus on his studies and not a kid, apparently Kathy McGrady is named Studies now, who knew? And the first thing her baby did when he opened his eyes was try and blast her head off with fucking laser eyes.
Hughie Is twenty-one when her life falls apart. Her dad is dead, cancer in his prostate, brain and liver. Robin has stopped paying child support (like fuck she was telling the asshole that their baby was a supe). And she's let Anthony convince her to have a night on the town. She doesn't know what happened but it has to be something awful to have Vaught standing on her doorstep while her hung-over ass tries to feed her kid soggy cereal.
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Going with the punches Remake by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
25 Mar 2025
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This is a remake of my first ever work because I hated the sequel. You guys can read the old one if you like but it has a LOT of mistakes. This should be less chapters because I'm going to post two chapters merged as one each chapter, or not since I'm going to mash the sequel into this as well. Who knows.
___To say that Alyssa was a fan of Miraculous Ladybug was an understatement but that didn't mean she wanted to one day wake up in the one year old body of Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She didn't know how she ended up here or how to get back so she did what she always did and adjusted.
It should have been easy but it seems that the universe is out to get her and she could of sworn that Gotham wasn't supposed to exist here.
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- Part 3 of Marinette and the pursuit of happiness
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A kinder surprise!
Wilhelmina ‘Wil’ Grayham's first mistake was falling in love with Hannibal, her second was still loving him even though he's the one who stabbed her in the back and left her here.
Now she's pregnant and more than ready to put this all behind her, left in her home with her dogs to raise the baby alone. This brings her to her third mistake, thinking that Hannibal would ever let her go.
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Worlds separated by a garden fence. by TheCuriousCat
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Sep 2021
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When one world meets another all that truly keeps them apart is willpower.
What happens when Bilba's willpower starts crumbling?
Who's to say really, all that we know is that Thorin will be waiting by the garden fence with bated breath.
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Hello and welcome to your local MDC branch. I hope you enjoy your stay. by TheCuriousCat
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Miraculous Ladybug, The Umbrella Academy (TV)
13 May 2021
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Welcome one and all to the wonderful life of an MDC employee!
Here at [Insert MDC Branch here] you will experience everything that makes this great empire, right from the source.
Sit back and listen to the awe inspiring stories from MDC's most prominent employees while deciding if this is the career for you.
(Hint, it is!)On behalf of CEO M. Wayne I wish you all good luck.
J. Todd-Wayne, Personal assistant to the CEO.
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Marinette and the pursuit of happiness by TheCuriousCat
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Mar 2025
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Alyssa just wants to protect the world and be happy. Is that so hard?
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The adventures of Bruce Wayne's alien grandchildren by TheCuriousCat
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug, Superman - All Media Types
29 Nov 2021
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After the war, Harry Potter, now the Master of Death, returns to the past and becomes Hogwarts’ flying instructor, raising young Tom Riddle in a secluded Highland cottage under Headmaster Dippet’s protection.
Tasked with guiding a child destined for darkness, Harry’s own moral compass shifts as he protects Tom, while the boy’s innate cruelty sharpens into fevered devotion for the young man who raises him.
Their bond, deeper than any normal guardian-and-ward relationship, draws the wary eyes of Hogwarts, blurring the boundaries between familial, possessive, and dangerously intimate love. Desire, loyalty, and darkness intertwine, leaving both forever changed.
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Grateful for this work's translations to Bahasa Indonesia, Polish, Mandarin Chinese, and Russian! <3Links to the translations are available in the notes section of chapter 1.
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RPD is playing Secret Valentine and will exchange gifts on Valentine's day, but nobody wants to be the Secret Valentine of Albert Wesker, nobody wants Wesker.
Except Leon, who was pressured to be the Secret Valentine of Wesker.
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When Robert took Blonde Blazer's offer to join the SDN, he hadn't been prepared for how much he'd actually enjoy his work. Between helping reformed supervillains, putting out fires, and dealing with workplace drama, he'd never expected to want to stay and become part of something bigger. He'd never expected to be able to fix people.
Then came Phenomaman. Robert was good at fixing messes, but fixing the strongest alien in the world was a Herculean task that would come with its share of chances to fall in love.
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there's no need to call me "my lord," minister by egotistica
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Mar 2026
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As the Malfoys’ ward, taken from his rebel parents, Harry Potter has every reason to hate Minister Tom Riddle. As his secretary, he discovers a thousand more. Tom Riddle is arrogant, hypocritical, selfish… and unfairly attractive.
Harry thinks he can handle working for him. He’s wrong.
When fleeing from Tom’s advances—and his own traitorous feelings—starts to feel like the only sane option, secrets surface and assassination attempts shatter the illusion of distance. Forced closer than ever, Harry and the Minister find themselves standing on the same side of the wand.