TheNextMonaLisa



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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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    Katsuki Bakugo is having constant, erotic dreams about Izuku Midoriya. He isn’t sure why, but they won’t go away. In order to make them stop, he needs to figure out what Izuku Midoriya means to him.

    Canon-verse story in which Bakugo is confused about his feelings for Midoriya, and doesn’t know what he wants. Besides a good night’s sleep.

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    09 Jun 2022

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    When Katsuki is hit with Shinsou’s quirk, the order is clear. Go scratch that itch, and don’t come back until you do.

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    Who knew getting fucked over could hurt so good?

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    08 Jun 2022

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    To be completely honest, Katsuki didn’t give a fuck who Izuku was. He only goes with Camie, that’s his rule. He doesn’t change because he doesn’t like change. A new person has more of a chance of screwing it up. Just as he’s about to walk out the door he looks up to see-

    Fucking- holy shit.

    Izuku turns out to be the hottest guy Katsuki has ever laid eyes on, and now he definitely fucking cares. He has tousled dark green, almost black curls with matching viridian eyes and freckles. A sharp jawline draws Katsuki in and the round framed glasses resting on his nose complete the look.

    The man is wearing denim ripped jeans and dark blue flannel over an ugly graphic tee that literally says pants. Katsuki is willing to overlook the complete fashion disaster that is that t-shirt however, because the guy rolls up his sleeves to reveal toned forearms and Katsuki wants to die, jesus fucking christ.

     

    Or: Katsuki just wants a piercing. he gets a boyfriend instead.

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    13 Mar 2022

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    After four years long-distance with his childhood best friend and current boyfriend, Izuku finally gets to go home. Maybe a little early, as a surprise.

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    16 Jul 2021