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    Achilles comes to Aphrodite’s monster maze with a prophecy, a deadline on his strength, and a very simple plan: claim the Aphroi, keep his power, save his kingdom.

    Patroclus, the Aphroi in question, has plans to poison Achilles and escape on his own.

    The island has other ideas. Between hellhounds, sirens, drakons, and three very tedious trials, Achilles and Patroclus are forced into an uneasy partnership that starts to look less and less like conquest and more like a joint escape attempt.

    A story about devotion that isn’t forced, and what happens when a weapon decides he’d rather be a person.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    “Wei Wuxian, Wei Wuxian, what have you done… ” he whispers, imploring himself.

    Wei Wuxian looks down upon himself, bewildered at seeing perky, steadily leaking breasts. He stares with wide eyes as a cloudy liquid dribbles down towards his navel, before pooling at his pelvis and drenching the hem of his trousers.

    Ever so hesitantly, with wary bony fingers, Wei Wuxian traces the wet path of the milky substance until he reaches his pubic area, his heart beating wildly with trepidation at what he ultimately knows he’ll discover.

    He presses down where his penis should be but…

    He feels nothing.

    He feels nothing but smoothness.

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    Wei Wuxian has been told several times that trouble finds him without him even trying, but this time the trouble might bring him closer to all the things he’s ever wanted: a family and a place to belong.

    (tl;dr or in which wei wuxian accidentally gives himself tits and a pussy via talisman malfunction and complete chaos ensues)

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    26 Mar 2026

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    The Sunshot Campaign is over, but only just.
    Determined to finally get through to him, Lan Wangji seeks out Wei Wuxian who is selfmedicating in a winehouse.
    Turns out, once Lan Wangji has him in his grip, Wei Wuxian has peculiar trouble freeing himself.

    Or alternatively, the fic that was born from my fascination with how effortlessly Lan Wangji could hold coreless Wei Wuxian down during the stolen Poenix Mountain kiss and what that might mean in a different setting.

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    Jiang Cheng had an advantage, a weakness he could exploit if he chose, and Lan Wangji knew it, was acknowledging it in the stretched silence. If humiliation was still Jiang Cheng’s goal, his tool was at hand. All he had to do was pick it up.

    Furious with his Wei Wuxian for his rumored elopement to Lan Wangji, Jiang Cheng crashes into Cloud Recesses and stumbles upon a truth that turns his world upside down.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Feng Xin would like to think that he has become accustomed to the variety of strange (and often unfortunate) events that surround Xie Lian. He has become accustomed to the flights of fancy, and the trash collecting, and the occasional ill-fated culinary quest. He has even, as of late, become accustomed to His Highness’ cripplingly poor choice in spouse.

    Despite all of Feng Xin’s practice in these unfortunates, however, he is not prepared for this.

    “Who are you?” Xie Lian stares up at him from a puddle of oversized white robes, his eyes wide. He is several sizes too small, and several shades too oblivious. “And, um. Where are we?”

    Beside him, Mu Qing sighs very very very deeply and pinches the bridge of his nose.

    When a curse turns Xie Lian into a child again, Feng Xin, Mu Qing, and Hua Cheng have to work together to keep him safe. Needless to say, this is a trying task for all of them.

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    07 Mar 2026