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    And Eat It, Too by for Losyark

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    13 Feb 2023

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    The voice gets under his skin. Is it pleasing or terrifying? Inside his head or out? Is it even real, or is his still-human brain just cobbling monster-sounds into something he can comprehend?

    It’s impossible to get out of his head, whether literal or not.

    Doesn’t matter, though, because the answer Michael gives is a terrible one, and ends the same way: Gertrude could protect herself, Jon can’t, and he’s going to die for her sins.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg my stomach is doing roller coasters, this is THE SHIT holy hell. Very good. I love elias getting the heck scared out of him. I felt so much glee from that lol
    Plz I need jon to scare all of them. Not hurt them or anything, but SCARE THEM GOOOOOD! They need to cry and run. This cake is fucking delicious!

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    Pet-a-cat, pet-a-cat, mafia man by

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

    17 Oct 2023

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    Nakajima Atsushi has this nifty little trick where he turns into a cat to offer comfort to people. Somehow, it leads to dating Nakahara Chuuya — after an accidental Italian vacation, that is.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Yes! YES! This is it! This is what I have been looking for!!! Cute cat atsushi content!! I needed that! I honestly wouldn’t have minded if it just stayed queerplatonic or something because it’s just so fluffy! And also the background atsushi/akutagawa dynamic was great!

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    Gamer God Bathwater by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    18 Jun 2021

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    An enraged ghost refuses to leave a village alone until they give him the world's rarest soup, a delicacy so rare that the recipe has been lost to the ages. Luckily, Xie Lian knows where to look for long-lost scrolls.

    There's just one problem: the main ingredient is...

    Raising a brow, Hua Cheng held out his hand, receiving the scroll from a profusely sweating Yin Yu. He held it up, skimming it with his one eye.
    His brow rose even higher.
    “What?” Xie Lian said innocently. “What is it, what’s the ingredient?”
    The two others turned and looked at him.
    ...
    ...
    ...
     “A—a heavenly official’s WHAT?!"

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    16 Jan 2026

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    I read this and it made me hungry so I had to go make myself some soup before I could properly process lol.
    This is SO GOOD!! And so hilariously funny omg how could you!?! Like, I‘m not into soup—SHADDUP IM NOT INTO SOUP—but this definitely awakened something in me…

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    what i want from you is sweet by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    01 Apr 2023

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    There’s something building up inside Hua Cheng, a heap of troublesome desires. They’re inconvenient, shameful, crude. They make his straightforward nature complicated. They’d be better off sealed away forever, if it weren’t for one big problem.

    When Xie Lian kisses him hard enough, Hua Cheng slips into a trance.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Add to that:
    The business strategy wildly expanded the target audience to include me lol
    This was very cute and hot and cute and funny and also cute of course.

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    Defragmenting by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    21 Nov 2025

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    “He will be writing,” Mobeijun rumbled, “and he will stop. He will be talking, and he will stop. He will be listening, and then— he will stop.”

    His hand rose in an aborted movement that shifted into crossing his arms, and Mu Qingfang had the impression that the Northern King was, in fact, agitated.

    Shang Qinghua seems to be suffering from a very unusual malady. Mobeijun is concerned.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    I liked this. The system lore was really interesting and the way the whole system reveal was handled felt very sophisticated/dignified. I really enjoyed the analogies that were used to describe modern technology and the intermingling of worlds and all of that.