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    “Hey,” the kid says, offering a gloved hand. “I’m Spider-Man.”

    Jason stares at the hand. “Get. Out of. My face.”

    “Cool, me too,” the kid says as if that made any fucking sense. “But also, there’s, like, a very large man with a weird Red Riding Hood thing going on pointing a gun at my face, so I’m calling this a teachable moment.”

    “I don’t point guns at faces,” Jason says. He absolutely does. “I point them at kneecaps.”

    The kid’s hand hovers in the air a second longer, then drops. He bounces on the balls of his feet, kinetic energy with a conscience. “So what’s your deal? Big red bucket, voice modulator set to ‘haunt my enemies,’ a fashionable assortment of weapons. Batman adjacent?”

    “Batman distant,” Jason says. “And the deal is: you’re in my territory.”

    “Oh. Sorry! I didn’t know territories were, like, a thing. Do you have a flag? I can make a flag. I’m very DIY when it comes to silk-based products.”

    Jason racks the pistol and holsters it because if he doesn’t, he’s going to do something unhelpful, like shoot this idiot charmingly dead.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Jason knew before he even unlocked the door that Peter was up to no good.

    Jason returns home to discover that Peter and Duke have found yet another addition for the Parker-Todd menagerie.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Jason, well-- Red Hood really, has a lot on his plate. It's a full time job to be a crime lord for Park Row for one, and an entirely separate full time job to fend off the unwelcome attentions of his extended (and estranged) family. So when a new vigilante appears as if from thin air in his neighborhoods causing trouble and making both of his other full-time jobs even harder? Well he doesn't have a lot of patience to spare for that. The cherry on top? A small quiet act of charity for a lost soul with big brown eyes has caused a slew of unforeseen complications, upsetting the already precariously balanced schedule. Getting one quiet, pretty, friendly Peter Parker, a crappy studio apartment in his building was supposed to help keep the guy from getting into trouble on Gotham's streets... so how was it possible that he could work for so many villains in-succession completely on accident?

    (Existential Crisis Mode AU Fanfic)

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    07 Mar 2026

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    His ribs ached with every shallow breath, and blood seeped through the makeshift bandage he’d hastily tied around his side. His hood, damp and heavy, clung to his face, obscuring his vision and adding to the misery.

    Jason had long since lost his helmet and domino mask, preferring the ability to breathe than conceal his face. At least when he finally keeled over from blood loss someone will be able to identify him.

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    Peter knows how rare these moments of peace are for someone who has dived headfirst into a world of violence and drowned, unable to come up for air as the weight of guilt and failure drags them to the sea floor.

    He knows how it feels to suffocate under that weight, how it feels to reach out for help and find no one there. But Jason wasn’t going to drown.

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    Jason walks right out of vigilantism into domestication by a guy named Peter. (Summary changed 11/3)

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    06 Mar 2026

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    Peter wakes up to green. He died. But he's alive. And in another universe too, neat.

    He breaks out of the glass tube He was in, goes feral, attacking the scientists that had him locked up. He has turned into more of a spider, he never used to have fangs or venom.

    The door gets broken down while Peter's jaws are still clamped down on a quickly fading flailing kidnapper. It's Red Hood.

    Red Hood takes in the situation and decides to take Peter, keep him at a safe house, under lock and key, away from the bats, who had gotten to the Lazura's pit just after Jason had left.

    Peter tries to accept these new changes and this new universe, knowing that there was almost absolutely no way back. And no one would look for him either. At least he has Jason.

    But the bats break into the safe house Pete's staying at and immedietly assume that Peter is Jason's bf. Anytime they try to deny it, it just feeds into their assumption.

    Oh well.

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    06 Mar 2026