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    Ilya smells like chamomile with something spicy underlying it, sweet and earthy and a little like some kind of home. Not overpowering and unbearable, like a lot of other Alphas. He hasn't heard anyone online talking about this, which makes something irrationally possessive inside him feel very sated. Mine.

    There’s a hand grabbing at his collar and pulling him back. “Who fucking taught you how to do that?”

    “Googled it,” Shane hears himself say smugly.

    Or: In fear of his Beta status being a source of dissatisfaction in their not-quite-relationship, Shane consults the internet on how to best keep an Alpha entertained.

    Ilya is beyond confused.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    While at the top of his game, professional porn star Ilya Rozanov is approached by the famous yet boringly untalented OnlyFans creator Shane Hollander who wants to collaborate. What starts as a transactional partnership quickly turns into a war of egos, blurred boundaries, and incredible on-camera chemistry.

    As their views climb and the sexual tension thickens they're left to confront the reality that maybe their mutual hatred might be the spark for some thing far more intimate then just sex.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    “Hollander? You are still here?” Rozanov called, breaking the TV static silence filling Shane’s head. He blinked. 

    “Uh. Yeah, just leaving,” he answered, surprised by how steady his voice sounded. Good, that was good. He knew he couldn’t show Rozanov any weakness if he wanted to keep coming back.

    But did he want to come back if it made him feel like this?

    “Door is too heavy? Or I fuck you too good, you cannot move legs,” came Rozanov’s taunting response. Shane could practically see the tilted smirk on his face, cigarette smoke wafting around his freshly-showered curls. 

    “Fuck off, Rozanov,” Shane muttered.
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    Or, I wrote something to add to the pile of subdrop!Shane in Vegas fics because legally by law I had to

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Luca, his face the color of a ripe tomato, leaned in with agonizing slowness. Troy held up his phone, showing Shane sandwiched between them before leaning in and planting a loud, dramatic smack on Shane’s right cheek. At the same time Luca placed a soft, fleeting kiss on Shane’s left cheek.

    Shane burst out laughing just as the camera clicked their picture, the last of the tension dissolving.

    “Perfect!” Troy looked at his phone with a wide, and in Luca’s opinion, a very evil smile, and sent the picture to the team group chat.

     

    Ilya: BARRETT WTF WHY ARE YOUR LIPS ON MY BOYFRIEND

    Harris: WHY DID YOU GET TO KISS HIM BEFORE ME?! I HAVE SENIORITY!

    (or, 5 times Ottawa Centaurs were protective over Shane and 1 time Shane was protective over them)

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Ilya pulled back, gasping. His lower face was glistening wet in the dim light. He stared at the pulsing source between Shane’s legs with utter rapture.

    “You squirt,” he breathed, awestruck. “I did not even finger you yet, and you squirt for me.” He gave a breathless, giddy laugh.

    (or, Shane gets cursed with a pussy)

    Tag to be covered: Shane Hollander Has a Vagina

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Shane was looking down. His eyes were squeezed shut, his brow furrowed in intense, painful concentration. His lips were moving, silently shaping the words. Good. Night. Forming them slowly, carefully, in the secret space of his own mouth.

    Ilya’s breath hitched. He’d never seen this. Why would he have? Shane had never been sad around him. Never hurt. Never in this kind of quiet, defeated pain. Around Ilya, Shane had been pleasured and angry and frustrated and gloriously competitive. But never this. Never shattered.

    (or, everything is same but Shane has a slight stutter that gets bad when he's sad. Ilya has never heard it because Shane has never been sad around him. Until their night in Vegas.)

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Ilya knows he needs to move on from Shane Hollander. He can't keep spending all his time scrolling through social media as fans gush about Shane and Rose Landry's newfound romance. What he needs is a way to fast forward to the future where he'll obviously be married to an absolute babe and over Hollander. Fifteen dollars doesn't feel like too much to spend for a spell that'll let him learn about his future spouse.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    The twin brothers Shane and Ethan are identical — so alike they’re impossible to tell apart.

    For years, Ethan vanished without a trace. Then, just as suddenly, he reappears with an unusual request: he wants Shane to take his place for a while.

    Shane agrees, unaware that Ethan’s past is filled with secrets, enemies, and danger.
    Worse still, Ethan is married — to the powerful and irresistibly hot husband Ilya Rozanov.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    Or: What if Shane has a twin brother — one who looks exactly like him but couldn’t be more different? And what if that twin brother just happens to be married to the unbelievably hot Ilya Rozanov?

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    15 Mar 2026

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    At 12, Ilya Rozanov stands by his mother's bed, watching her die with their hands still intertwined. He watches as her soul leaves her body, promising to never leave him alone.

    At 17, Ilya Rozanov stands outside the rink in Saskatchewan, watching a cute boy with freckles extend a hand out for his mother, their souls inevitably intertwined. He watches as he heads toward his parents's car, promising to meet with him after the tournament.

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    A soulmate AU canon retelling with Irina's soul there, guiding them through life. (Updated weekly on Thursdays)

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    14 Mar 2026

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    It had been uncovered in 2007 that players were getting cursed with pussies by fans of opposing teams. It was an issue.

    Shane knows that it’s a thing that happens sometimes.

    He just never thought it would happen to him. 

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    Author read two 'cursed with a temporary pussy Shane' fics and HAD to write one for herself.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander was smart. Shane Hollander was strong. But when Shane Hollander's defenses are down, he is surprisingly easy to kidnap, if you are stupid enough to do so.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up

    St-Simon: the last one was so bad

    St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT

    St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together

    Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.

    Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.

    Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up

    Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination

    St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head

    [Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Pummel: Fuck Jane

    St-Simon: nah…

    St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

    Pummel: youre right

    Pummel: Sorry Jane

    Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

    Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

    Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

    Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

    Connors: Oh

    Connors: Give me a second to read back.

    Connors: Oh….

    Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

    [Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]

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    26 Feb 2026

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    “Never have I ever had a crush on Shane Hollander,” Shane says pointedly, side-eyeing his traitor husband, who only leans in to peck his cheek before grabbing his glass and chugging its content.

    As focused as he is on the love of his life, Shane doesn't notice the people around him reaching for their drinks. Ilya certainly does.

     

    OR : the centaurs play never have i ever and shane finally realizes how loved he is

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    25 Feb 2026

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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane’s relationship first—and decide that instead of letting their captain move to fucking Ottawa, they’ll just kidnap a his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Shane’s hearing is muffled, sound bubbling in and out like he’s swimming through the lake, dipping under the surface and back into the air. He can make out a word here and there, enough to know that Rozanov is trying to get him to breathe with him. He can feel the expansion of Rozanov’s lungs against his hands as he takes deep breaths in and lets them out. Shane tries to copy him, he does, but every inhale carries the scent of him, his cologne, his skin, his hair products. The scents are so familiar to him, and he wants more than anything for them to calm him, make him feel safe, but they are doing the opposite. Why are they still so familiar to him after not being anywhere near Rozanov for half a year? Why does he still want to shove his face against Rozanov’s throat and suck in every last last hint he can get?

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    Ilya takes longer to arrive in the bathroom after they present the award together, leaving Shane time to sink into a full-blown panic attack. This leads to a very different night in Vegas and an earlier beginning to Shane and Ilya’s relationship.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Shane’s eyes snap open. Wait a second.

    “Ilya,” Shane says, propping himself up on his elbows. “Ilya, wake up.”

    Ilya makes a pained noise, eyes still shut. “I shut curtains already.”

    “It’s not that. Ilya, hey. Don’t go back to sleep.” Ilya tries to bury back into Shane’s chest, but adrenaline knifes through Shane’s hangover long enough for him to peel Ilya off and roll him into his back. Ilya blinks blearily up at him, starfished in the sheets. Beautiful and naked and missing his mother’s cross.

     

    OR: When Ilya’s cross goes missing after the Centaurs celebrate their first Stanley Cup win, Shane is determined to get it back. And so are the Centaurs. And the rest of Ottawa.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: what is omegaverse

    [Tweet] @rozbaddiesunite: SHHHH nobody tell him!!

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    or Ilya discovers the omegaverse and makes the idea of a pregnant Shane everyone's problem

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    21 Feb 2026

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    [Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend

    [Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone

    [Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?

    [Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane

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    or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs

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    21 Feb 2026

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    NHL Enthusiast @hockey4life
    This is officially the weirdest day in All Of Hockey

    Ily-a @ilyahoezenov
    So we’re agreed that they’re not actually getting married right. Like something else is going on
    Hayden Pike’s 5th Child @heydenpike
    Well obviously Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov aren’t actually getting married, they’ve obviously been fucking with us all day

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    What if Shane and Ilya decide to explode the internet by letting their friends post about their wedding, before anyone knows they're together. A chaotic way to come out if they could do it on their own terms.

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    70,596

    21 Feb 2026

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