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"Two months into silently sharing a dorm room and pretending they didn’t notice how little the other boy slept, or the severity of nightmares they had when they did, Draco and Harry (seamlessly, silently, and unintentionally) worked out a routine- Harry stayed awake until 3:30 am, which was when Draco woke, and Harry would sleep."
"What began with simple card games delved quickly into strip poker, and when nearly everyone was down to their pants and rather bitter about it, truth or dare."
"Harry chose truth.
“Why did you and Ginny break up?” Pansy, ever the gossip, tried to make a point of relatively harmless questions or dares for the golden trio.
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Prompt: “You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU
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*Dramione Remix Fest*
Original Couple: Johnny & Baby, Dirty DancingAs a long black car rolled up the main drive of Lakeside Country Club, a small grey one pulled away from the back entrance.
The first car was a treasured classic, and inside rode the Granger family, vacationing in southern England at Mrs. Granger’s brother-in-law’s country club.
The small grey car was old, but not that old, and ill-kept. The mileage ran high and the damage higher. -
Staring at the Walls by ThisLazyWitch for chasingriver
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 May 2013
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Recently having moved in together, Mycroft notices that his lover is becoming more and more distracted and spacey- staring at walls for minutes on end, finding the ceiling particularly interesting. It was worrisome, and Mycroft feared that Greg was doubting their relationship.
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The Five Love Languages by Zeebee3 for Wingleader93
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2023
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He inhaled slowly, steeling himself and glad they were alone in the office. “Fine. You’re right.”
She didn’t blink. “Say it all.”
He carded a hand through his hair. This fucking witch. Why was he trying to date her again? He met her eyes, his frustration fueling his confidence, and instantly remembered all the reasons.
He leaned back in his chair, hands flat on his desk. “You were right that I’m reading a Muggle book about the language of love—”
“Love Languages,” she corrected.
“—Love Languages,” he repeated. “In order to…” He clenched his jaw and she raised an eyebrow, expectant.
“In order to take you on a date.”
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Or where Draco gets a book recommendation from Theo and puts it into action.
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14 Feb 2026
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Twenty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the Malfoy family's association with Voldemort has made them social outcasts. Hermione has only seen Draco a handful of times since their school days, but he looks exhausted when she notices him in the lobby of a hotel during a charity gala. Days later, she still can't seem to forget about the way he looked that night. After hearing a rumor that he or his father might be seriously ill, she starts investigating in her free time. It leads to the discovery of a problem impacting former Death Eaters, and a coverup that seems to be coming from high up in the Ministry of Magic. Slow-burn romance with shameless flirting, a side of plot, and a cherry of smut on top. HEA guaranteed.
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13 Feb 2026
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom struggling in her custody battle with Ron Weasley. After declaring she’s given up on dating and love, she turns to the courting matching system to help her find safety and security for her and her son’s future. Much to Hermione’s surprise the matching system for courting is not only impressive, but kinky. So when she’s matches with Draco Malfoy… Well, that just makes it all that much hotter.
The complications of Hermione's relationship with Ron and her secret courtship with Draco collide into an emotional slow burn filled with flirty banter, nosy mothers, and kids who say the darnedest things.
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12 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter and Pansy Parkinson have always hated each other but after a drunken night at Hogsmeade, they begin a relationship purely based on sex. No commitment, no emotions, just sex.
...until it isn’t just about sex anymore.
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08 Feb 2026
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Pansy’s pretty sure someone in Hell is laughing their arse off right now at this divine retribution. Like the final piece of the constant torture she’s had the last several years.
But being married to your childhood crush is what romance books are made of. So at least she’s got that going for her.
Pity Harry Potter hates her with his entire being.
Then again, she totally hates him too... right?
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