TooManyEyesandTeeth
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Martin get's turned into a cat, but honestly, it's not that bad. He just needs to get turned back and the Archives is the best place to find out how. Now he just has to let everyone know what happened, and hopefully no one else changes too... can't be to hard, right?
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"Where you go, I go."
"That's the deal."
Two calamities collide and cancel each other out, and also drop four people off in another world. A world where they must survive the hardships of learning to be human again.
Can these four monsters survive the day to day trials of a normal world?
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A Little Break from Paranoia by TooManyEyesandTeeth for PrincessRaptor
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Oct 2025
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Jon is very, very tired and hungry. Honestly, he just needs a mental break from all of this. However, in attempting to do so, the Archivist finds an opening, and doesn't much like the idea of the Lonely being in their halls...
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Elias pays Jon an unexpected, and unwanted visit in his office. Martin comes to the rescue, and Jon's feelings blossom.
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Martin needs to take care of Jon, but is Jon too far gone?
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- Part 2 of Moth Eattin
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because light reverses, because the dead return by 1248, Tiili97
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Feb 2020
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"Very well then, officer, take me away. And Martin?"
"Yes, Elias?"
Elias opened his mouth as if to say something, then closed it again with a shake of his head.
"Actually, never mind. I will see how it plays out."
Martin let out an annoyed sigh as Elias left. Always so goddamn cryptic.
Hopefully Jon and the others would be back soon to make sense of things.
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Here's a hypothetical question: What would happen if no one noticed that Jonathan Sims survived the Unknowing?
What if they looked at his stopped heart and still lungs and decided he was dead?
What happens when you bury an Archivist?
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Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
10 Apr 2026
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Jon takes a moment to regret his life choices. Specifically, his choice to marry a man who apparently has the ability to deduce, from extremely scant evidence, that Jon used to masturbate while listening to his incredibly mediocre poetry, and hopes to resume doing so at the nearest opportunity.
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- Part 2 of tell the jukebox to mute all the blues
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
08 Apr 2026
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“I am not looking for a relationship, neither romantic nor sexual. I just want to meet interesting people and have interesting conversations, because all my friends are busy and I’m bored.”
“Just your average late-20s gay guy looking to expand his dating pool. I’m not looking for anything serious, but I’m not opposed to it either if we hit it off :)”
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Jon and Martin both join the same dating app.- Language:
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Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
07 Apr 2026
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Let me lock myself away (I trust you to hold my key) by MidnighttWriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Oct 2024
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"He couldn’t go completely cold turkey, it was still his job as the Archivist to take, record, and analyze statements. But he could cut down on them as much as possible. And take none fresh. In order to make that work, he would have to only record those which were brought to his attention. Those were the truly important ones. In the meantime, he could do other necessary things he had been neglecting such as organization or research. Although, realistically thinking he knew he wouldn’t be much good for anything.
During nicotine withdrawals, his notoriously dedicated attention span would practically go out the window. He’d become too agitated and distracted to get any work done. But he’d done it before, he could do it again."
AKA: A statement withdrawal fic, but this time it's in his control
Whumptober prompt 25: Being monitoredBookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
04 Apr 2026
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"...Like, you’d be sitting at your desk and I’d come in to bring you tea or a report, and you would give me some sort of dressing down about my terrible work and incompetence—”
Jon’s smile disappears in an instant, replaced by a grimace. “Oh, God, sometimes I forget how awful I was to you back then.” he says.“Oh no, it’s alright, really!” says Martin. “I mean, obviously you respect me more now and that’s great, but, um. I didn’t exactly mind?” Jon gives him an incredulous look and Martin can feel himself flushing as he continues. “I mean, I kind of liked it.”
Set in a nebulous future where everything is OK and they’re free of the Institute, Jon and Martin figure out sex in the context of their new relationship.
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
03 Apr 2026