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What Happens On Nereid.... by Mawiiish
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
29 Jun 2022
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Bruce and Clark are kidnapped by aliens and taken to Nereid - their home planet. In order to save Bruce from becoming the aliens' concubine, Clark tells them that he's already spoken for. This leads to an elaborate act to make sure they'll survive long enough to escape. All they have to do is convince the aliens they're in love for a few days, how hard can it be?
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Bruce doesn’t even know where to begin. He’s still trying to figure out how they got into this mess in the first place. It shouldn’t have happened this way, he had a plan. They were following his plan, at least to some extent. There’s always some hiccups but nothing major. They were doing good. There is absolutely no reason it should’ve gone this wrong.Oh wait, that’s right, it is completely and irrevocably Clark Kent’s fault.
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- Part 1 of What Happens On Nereid...
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Bare Minimum by sultrysweetnothings
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Detective Comics (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), The Penguin (US TV 2024)
08 Nov 2025
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Clark Kent, news reporter, learns of a new drug in circulation in Metropolis. Hoping to write an article about it, he finds himself in Metropolis' depths, at the door to a Gay strip club, in hopes to gather intel, only to encounter a stranger who knows more than most.
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Clark Kent goes to a strip club to gather intel, ends up getting laid instead, Kryptonian hormones sending him into overdrive.
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A Most (Un)Welcome Distraction by wanderingbee33
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
20 Feb 2026
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Clark finds out that Bruce has a tramp stamp, which subsequently causes him to lose his mind and then find it again along the way.
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tell me tell me (that you love me) by seaperegrines
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
08 Mar 2026
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Bruce choked on hot and sour soup, a blisteringly hot wedge of mushroom suddenly trapped in his throat. He looked down at the box, and then back at Clark.
“Are you serious?”
His companion cocked his head and smiled, picking through his zhajiangmian innocently. The bluest eyes Bruce had ever seen met his grey ones. Oceans were trapped in them, the heart of lapis lazuli, miniature Earths.
Dear God. He was serious. “No,” Bruce said firmly, shaking his head. “No, no, no, absolutely not. Clark. No.”
The woman sitting on the table next to theirs failed to discreetly look at them. Bruce sincerely hoped a sinkhole would open up underneath him.
“Clark,” Bruce hissed, but it came out as a half-pained groan. It always did these days. He’d gotten soft. “We talked about this. I can’t marry you.”
or, five times Clark proposes to Bruce, and one time Bruce proposes to Clark.
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Coupled in Crisis by soiguessimgaynow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Justice League - All Media Types
15 Mar 2026
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Clark and Bruce go undercover as a couple on the brink as Bruce tries to work out why a shady relationship coach’s newfound alliance with Dr Crane and Oswald Cobblepot.
The pair get more than they bargained for, however, when unaddressed feelings cause them to question how much of their cover is faked and how much is something never of them are ready to admit