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Kakashi's fortune abandons him on a seajourney with the rest of the Lykópodes, and he washes ashore alone on an inlet, but he's not as alone as he thinks.
Written for synergizedregen in the Umino Hours Discord server.
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Umino Iruka works at a campsite. Kakashi hates camping, but he's got a pretty good reason to stay.
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The Pen is Mightier by Shamelesscooper
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2019
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The thought had been niggling at the back of his mind quite a bit lately. He wasn’t showing Shang Qinghua proper obeisance, was he? They’d grown so comfortable in their roles - Mobei-Jun as Shang Qinghua’s king, and Shang Qinghua as his dutiful servant - that they hadn’t thought to… stop. It was how it had always been. But things were different, now, weren’t they? They’d been different for a long time now. To ignore that wasn’t proper.
That stops now, Mobei-Jun decides. His ancestors would be rolling in their graves to see him ignore the proper rites of courtship - the fact that he and Shang Qinghua were already mated besides. He was not raised to be some kind of country rube, as much as being sequestered so far up north might imply otherwise. Shang Qinghua was his partner, and, with all factors properly calculated, the more powerful of the two. It was only proper that Mobei-Jun display an appropriate level of submission to his better.
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Mobei-Jun realizes with increasing clarity that he wants to serve Shang Qinghua. Shang Qinghua does NOT pick up on it.
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11 Mar 2026
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so you have a bad day by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Shang Qinghua is not stupid.
It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together.
So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.
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08 Mar 2026
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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Resent and Remember by Tyelperintal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2022
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Feng Xin finds himself kneeling, too, in front of the ghost. The talisman doesn’t even flutter, because there are no breaths to disrupt it where it lays, so he reaches out to lift one of the bottom corners.
Carefully, he lifts his other hand and brushes some of the strands of silver hair; it’s soft, perhaps even too soft, but the likeness otherwise isn’t bad. His skin is pale and clear and even shows a faint flush across the cheeks.
“Qing’er,” Feng Xin says quietly, and wonders if the ghost can even hear him under whatever spell the talisman carries. “... Is it you?”
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A few hundred years ago, Xie Lian tried to get Mu Qing in to study cultivation at the Royal Holy Pavilion, and was denied.
A few hundred years ago, Feng Xin met the former palace servant Mu Qing at a brothel after the fall of Xianle.
Now, Feng Xin investigates a ghost that stalks and kills soldiers in the Yong'an capital.
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23 Feb 2026
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“No archery competitions this year, then,” Mu Qing comments.
Because that’s what summer usually consists of, for Feng Xin: travelling, archery, and spending time with people who aren’t his prickly best friend. For Mu Qing, summers have always been considerably quieter and less interesting. He works shifts at his mother’s shop, occasionally messages Feng Xin to ask how his competitions are going, and spends the rest of his time reading or thinking about how much he resents summer.
This will be the first time since the two of them met that Feng Xin won’t be leaving as soon as summer begins. It really isn’t that big of a deal—at least, that’s what Mu Qing tells himself.
“I thought I’d make the most of this summer at home, instead,” Feng Xin says. He seems almost bashful as he says, “You know, with the people I actually care about.”
Or: Mu Qing has always hated summer, until now.
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22 Feb 2026