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An innocent, down-on-her-luck priestess found herself the prisoner of a brute minotaur. Her future seemed grim, but there's something about him...
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This is a slow burn story with *gasp* plot. Quite a lot, but I promise it'll worth your time. The first few chapters set up the story, and the steamy, sexy stuff will come later.- Language:
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28 Dec 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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30 Dec 2025
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In the very near future, Germany has started, and lost, a war against a newly discovered elven dimension.
The country is now occupied by the Fae who have no interest in land or wealth. Instead, they suffer under a terrible curse: no female children have been born among them for decades. Facing their own extinction, the Fae strike a peace treaty with the defeated German government, centered around the only resource of true value to them—women.
The story begins five months after the treaty is signed and follows Anna, a carefree linguistics student who has just moved to Berlin and whose life quickly takes an unexpectedly dark turn, as she becomes much deeper entangled in the politics of this new reality than she could have expected.
Or, TLDR: Young woman gets captured and bred by a powerful elven warrior 😂😂
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27 Dec 2025
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There are runestones among trees in my back garden. This sort of thing happens when you live in an old land.
The stones are faded, mossy, very dirty.
The story carved in them is also very dirty.
So I’ll transcribe it and put it here, where it belongs.
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Medieval/fantasy character-driven adventure smut. Come for porn, stay for plot and feelings. Work complete!Bookmarked by TwilightRuin3dMe
28 Dec 2025
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Crusaders travel to a foreign land haunted by a demon king. They find a desert full of monsters not out to consume them, but for carnal lust. As they traverse the land of madness they find doll transforming sex sorcerers, horny pigmen, men-luring cockatrices, alarunes that feed on sex fluids, hellhounds, centaurs, giant egg-laying insects, and even a lust demon. Every moment these holy soldiers are under assault by lustful beings seeking to capture and drown them in bizarre, sinful debauchery. Do the crusaders stand a chance against the brutal, twisted magic monsters of this desert, or are they destined to fall like all the others?
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28 Dec 2025