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  1. Rec *

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    The first thing the Dragon of the Wild knows is this:

    It hurts.

    Wild swallows a secret stone in order to save Zelda from Ganondorf.

    Meanwhile, Hylia dumps eight iterations of his soul into the Depths for a lesson in despair and dragon-keeping.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    A curvaceous woman with flowing dark hair and a theatrical sense of sparkles popped into existence. “Your wish is my command!” Desiree trilled.

    “WAIT—NO—I DIDN’T MEAN—” Danny shouted as he disappeared in a puff of aggressively pink smoke.

    He landed face-first in soup

    Which would’ve been tragic enough, except the soup was not his soup, and it was being consumed by what looked like an ultra-formal mafia dinner party.

    Or,

    Danny accidentally wishes to meet his bio family.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    27 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    When Bruce Wayne adopted Daniel James Fenton, he didn't realize it was shared custody. Likewise when the Justice League started summoning the king of the ghost zone, he wasn't aware he was rhe beings guardian.

    A conversation with a terrifying black knight during their most recent summoning is rather enlightening.

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    First Ao3 fic. Bare with me while I learn to tag.

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    28 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    Someone is stalking Danny Fenton, he just can't prove it.

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    27 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Time shuffles up to standing, taking in his surroundings. There isn’t much to see, unfortunately. The cell is built of solid stone bricks, the floor covered in dust, scraps of rubble, and questionable dark stains. The front of the cell is a wall of metal bars, cut through the middle by a door with a thick lock. He walks over and grabs the bars of the door, shaking them testingly. They barely budge.

    The sound of shuffling chains reaches his ears.

    “…Is someone there?” he asks cautiously.

    When the reply comes, it’s dry and sarcastic. “I wish I wasn’t.”

    -Or-

    Time gets tossed into prison, one even he has trouble escaping from... His only company? A snippy and sarcastic stranger in the next cell over.

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    24 Jan 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 95

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    When Shadow shattered the Dark Mirror, he had expected to die. That had certainly happened. It was very painful and he would really like to not do it again.

    What he hadn't expected was to wake up on the floor of a very creepy castle, be mistaken for a severed portion of Dark Link's reflection of the Hero's Spirit, and essentially be coerced into working for Ganondorf to attack the group of time-traveling heroes that Link had apparently, somehow, joined.

    Shadow was only supposed to survive for long enough to figure out where the mirror that Ganondorf probably had his soul connected to was, and how to get back to Link. He wasn't supposed to get attached to Dark Link. He also wasn't supposed to start seeing a younger version of himself, from before Vio came crashing into his life, in him. He especially wasn't supposed to start trying to teach Dark how to live beyond the confines of the battle he had known for so long.

    Or, Shadow adopts a new kid/brother, pulls a Vio (in more ways than just spying on the enemy from inside), and has way too much fun mentally cussing out Ganondorf.

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    28 Nov 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 54

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    Dark Link has Time and Legend at his mercy. The rest of the Links believe them to be dead.

    Four puts together the pieces.

    Time and Legend survive.

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    24 Nov 2025

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    It's over.

    Shadow is dead, Vaati and Ganon are defeated, and Princess Zelda is safe.

    The Colours return the Four Sword and once again become Link.

    Seconds later a portal opens beneath him.

    Or: Four starts his LU quest immediately following the events of FSA. He and the Colours haven't figured out how to function as a single person again yet.

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    31 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolute deliciousness

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    10 Jun 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 84

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    All of the Ordon children were familiar with the Wolf, it practically lived in Kakariko during the latter half of the Twilight invasion. Colin however, was more than familiar. Now that he was home he missed seeing the Wolf at night. Link was also acting distant ever since they'd finally gone home.

    Just what happened?

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    01 Apr 2025

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    When Link comes across an odd mass of darkness swirling in the middle of the Great Sea, of course he has has to investigate! Such a strange new sight needs sussing out, and Link is willing to use every puzzle-solving tool he has at his disposal to do so- up to and including a certain little pear.

    He probably shouldn't have pulled out the pear.

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    16 Mar 2025

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    When the nightmare scenario happens in Hyrule’s era, and Ganon is set to rise again, Four steps in to interrupt the ritual at the last moment.

    Results are mixed.

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    13 Mar 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 31

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    Spirit helps the Chain maintain their mechanical items from across the eras. He doesn’t expect much in return. Being able to help his family and see new things is more than enough.

    Ten times Spirit helps the Chain with their machinery and one time the Chain helps Spirit in return.

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    14 Jan 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 38

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    Spirit didn't think that this simple journey would get him caught in such a nightmare. But now he's in a loop of the same day repeating over and over and nothing he does can change that.

    All he wants is to get free. All he needs is a friend.

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    31 Dec 2024

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Wind is allergic to animal fur.

    And he’s going to make it everyone’s problem.

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    26 Aug 2024

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    He loves them so much.
    His puppies are so beautiful and he loves them so much.
    Why are they so naughty?
    Why won’t they stay in the pile?
    He will make them.

    Twilight hasn’t slept in four days and now it’s everyone else’s problem.

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    17 Aug 2024

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Whumptober 2022! Updated every day. First chapter is a comprehensive table of contents, including word count, characters, relevant tags, and prompt. :)

    Important note: all lil stories will have a positive ending. That is, if it doesn't straight-up end with revenge/healing/rescue, you'll be able to see it coming in the near future. No MCD or ambiguous endings at all!

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    08 Jul 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 23

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    Febuwhump 2024, day 7 - suffering in silence

    “Legend, stop, you’ll make it worse,” Four said. He was kneeling in front of Legend, trying to meet his eyes. “Look at me, can you do that?”

    Legend tried, he did. It was hard to make him out through the continuous well of tears, but by the goddess did he try.

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    08 Jul 2024

  19. Public Bookmark 51

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    There's a spacetime anomaly in cargo bay two. Ten men spill out claiming to be heroes of the goddess.

    ...there's not enough tea, Earl Grey, hot, in the quadrant to soothe Picard's migraine.

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    15 Jun 2024

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    The Chain meets for the first time... but almost all of them are cursed into their various alternate forms. And almost none of them can communicate.

    Hijinks ensue. Warriors needs a drink. Time is living his best (tree) life

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    Collections:
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    Comments:
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    183
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    06 Apr 2024

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