TwoStandardDeviationsAwayFromSanity
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D.A.R.E - Demigods Against Experimenting with Rdugs by TwoStandardDeviationsAwayFromSanity
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Apr 2025
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Nico is almost free. He's been trapped in the infirmary for 2 days and... it hasn't been as bad as he expected. Although, he's starting to think that things aren't what they seem.
Rated Teen for swearing.
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Mythomagic After Dark by TwoStandardDeviationsAwayFromSanity
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
24 Dec 2021
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Nico and Will know a loophole that would allow them to hang out after curfew. Chiron isn't thrilled to find the two of them in the infirmary together. Chiron attempts to send Nico back to his cabin, only for Nico to exploit a different loophole that would allow him to stay.
Rated teen for swears and minor blood / injury.
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Relationship Status : Updated by TwoStandardDeviationsAwayFromSanity
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
17 Dec 2021
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Just a quick short where Jason learns that Nico and Will are dating. Takes place pretty shortly after the infamous 3 day infirmary stay. Jason has gone back to Camp Jupiter to start work on the shrines.
This has been in WIP folder for about a year, but I figured one shots exist and I think this is fluffy enough to share. So why not.
Rate teen for some swears.
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.
“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”
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26 Mar 2026
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When the Ministry informs Harry that they are coming to destroy his wand for defending himself from the dementors that attack him in Little Whinging, Harry knows there's only one path left available to him. He can survive on his own. He knows how. It won't even be that hard. And being on the run in his animagus form makes him a feel a little closer to Sirius, anyway.
At least, he thinks so, until he's picked up by a pet store, sold to a classmate, and brought right back to Hogwarts where the state of things is so bad that he's actually glad he's expelled.
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18 Mar 2026
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Wayward Quail by Miles_2_Go
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
28 Jan 2026
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Jason knows hypervigilance when he sees it. To the untrained eye it surely looks like the kid isn’t focusing on anything but the ground before him, but his attention is stretching out across the entire courtyard—Jason would bet on it. He can see it in the way his head cocks just the slightest bit toward every sound and every movement, the way his foot shifts almost too minutely to see any time someone moves too quickly, moving back into the beginning of what Jason knows will turn into a fighting pose if he finishes through with it. Some kind of guard, maybe? Even though he can’t be more than fucking twelve. Jason can’t imagine what a kid would be doing here.
More important than any of that, rank and relations aside…the boy’s eyes are a green bright enough that Jason can see the color from across the courtyard.
It's a very distinct green. Unnatural.
The only people he's ever seen with it are Ra's and himself.
And it isn’t genetic.
Heir or not, it means the boy must be very valuable to Ra's. He doesn't put just anyone in the Pit.
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Tim grows up in the League of Assassins. Jason has some things to say about that.Bookmarked by TwoStandardDeviationsAwayFromSanity
17 Feb 2026
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Jack and Janet abandon Tim in Gotham.
Because, you know, tiny mute autistic eight-year-olds are TOTALLY adept at taking care of themselves.
Kind of a stand-alone from Already/Basics stories. Same characters, different what-if scenario.
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- Part 4 of Awesome Tim is Awesome
- Part 1 of Are We Playing Corners?
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17 Feb 2026
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Family is where the Crossroads Meet by PotatoStaresBackATTACK
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Mar 2026
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When Tim Drake is a little kid, he decides that he needs to be a brother. (What better way to get hugs!) He starts with research, and forms SAP, his very first ever plan-of-action. Somehow, miraculously, Tim convinces his parents to have a baby through the strength of his PowerPoint presentation prowess! Before he knows it, Big Brother (Tiny) Tim is called to action, and he promises to teach his baby everything they need to know. (And, he secretly decides he will raise the best baby ever and if that means his baby needs hugs he isn't above scheming to get them!)
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The various schemes and protocols of Tiny Tim in his quest to only get The Best for his sister and all the ways that intersects with the Waynes.
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The Slow (so slow) realizations of one Timothy Drake who sees the way his sister is treated (by everyone) and can circle what kind of treatment he **knows** is good.
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16 Feb 2026