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19z/40s. Nineteen and struggling, Zoro contacts a random number that he finds in the restroom of a local bar. How he becomes a sugar baby to a faceless sugar daddy, though, is a different thing entirely.
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23 Mar 2026
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“Oh. What Zoro finds pretty? That’s obvious."
“It is?” Sanji asks, shocked.
“It is?” Zoro asks, eyes wide.
Or: six times Sanji tries to guess Zoro’s type, and one time Zoro asks for his.
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11 Dec 2025
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“Swordsman,” Robin greets, beckoning Zoro to the counter with a graceful wave of her hand. “What is it you seek today?”
“Do you have any spell books about swords that are stuck?” he asks as plainly as possible.
Robin regards him in return. “Is it the blade itself? Or the swordsman?” she muses quietly.
“Just the blade,” Zoro answers quickly. He doesn't need her prying, doesn't want that eerie foresight of hers to be a prophecy he fulfills. Whatever Perona says, he’s not stuck in a training arc—hell, he’s having an adventure right now, isn’t he?
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03 Dec 2025
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“Say, Robin-san,” Brook starts, “How long have Sanji-san and Zoro-san been together?”
Robin’s eyebrows shoot up, and she leans forward, hand on her chin. “How long have they been together?” she repeats, smiling like she knows more than she lets on. “What an interesting question.”
Brook has the wrong idea about Zoro and Sanji’s relationship and, somehow, no one ever corrects him.
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02 Dec 2025
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When Sanji is delivered as Germa's tribute to the court of Monkey D. Luffy, King of the Pirates, he goes with the unshakeable belief that he is being sent to his death. Instead of violence and cruelty, however, Sanji finds something much stranger among the Straw Hats: kindness, acceptance, and then, eventually, a family. And, with a certain swordsman, he may end up finding something else.
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24 Nov 2025