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    “Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.

    Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.

    Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.

     

    ***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Minato thought he knew seals - he was good at them, a prodigy; hell, he'd won the Third War with them.
    So calling on the Shinigami to seal the Kyuubi into his son - well, it was a seal he'd been working on and he'd been trying to figure out how to circumvent calling on Death to make the seal virtually unbreakable, but he hadn't figured it out yet.
    But, well, calling on Death shouldn't have been the confusing part.

    So why was there a little black-haired, green-eyed woman in front of him in what looked like pyjamas with ... was that colour-changing, moving wolves? Was he hallucinating?
    And how could she not be certain if she was here on behalf of Death? If Minato was an emissary of Death, he was certain he'd know.

    He still couldn't entirely work out how she became Shikaku's wife though - a housewife even! He'd been at their house for dinner, had food cooked for him by Death. It was easy to forget this small woman held more power in her pinky than all of Konoha's shinobi combined and could probably destroy the world at a whim.

    And Minato, for one, wasn't stupid enough to give her the incentive to do so.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    She remembered dying.

    What she did not expect was, after what amounted to drowning in her own fluids at thirty-two years old, was instead of whatever made up the afterlife, she opened her eyes in a world both somehow familiar as well as altogether strange.

    She’d been tired for a long time before she died.  However she’d been granted a second life, she was never going to thank anyone for it, no matter how amazing or awful it ended up being.  That said, if she ever met the reason she was sucked into the Naruto ‘verse, there would be much shin-kicking to be done.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Harry Potter was sure he had a concussion.

    He had just gained awareness of the world around him a moment ago and everything was so – disorienting, not to mention he couldn’t recall anything recent. His sight was blurry and almost black – not that his eyesight was good before, but he wasn’t blind, alright?

    He was pretty sure these were all signs Hermione mentioned before.

    So yes, Harry Potter had a concussion and he couldn’t move any of his limbs and that probably had something to do with the concussion he had previously mentioned. Weren’t concussions just hits to the brain anyways?

    “She is beautiful.”

     

    Fuck.

    Or,

    Harry Potter woke up as Shikamaru's younger sister and he would be damned if anyone thought he wasn't going to do anything about the freaking system where everyone thought child soldiers were perfectly fine.

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    22 Aug 2025

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    “Here,” Masaki grips the roses tucked under earth and shoves them in Inoichi’s pockets. “Wrackspurts are flying towards you. It’s annoying.”

    Inoichi loves his son and all his oddities and will protect him until his last breath.

    Lets hope it doesn't come to that.

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    22 Aug 2025