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After the war, Harry just wants to live his life peacefully for once. Of course, fate throws him back in the path of Tom Riddle, who takes a liking to the gorgeous Chef Harry and basically kidnaps him.
Translation in Russian by Starry_Princess <3
https://ficbook.net/readfic/018ed6e2-a70a-7373-ba95-5889a75d91d3Translation in Spanish by Anyeless01 <3
https://www.wattpad.com/story/373630516-eat-your-heart-out
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"I'm afraid I may monopolize your Chef's time tonight, actually. You wouldn't mind, would you?"The owner hastened to reassure his VIP that he could have Harry for the rest of the night (thanks boss, I'm not actually a prostitute) while Amadeus scowled. All he could think was that his luck had finally run out, as the beautiful man reached a hand towards him and said,
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry. My name is Tom Riddle."Harry extended his hand, which the man turned and brought to his plush lips, kissing his knuckles. He swallowed thickly, hoping his voice would not waver.
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10 Apr 2026
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Harry Potter is shat on by his friends and Dumbledore, so Death pulls him back in time to screw Dumbledore over and get dicked down by a hot guy. Yep, that's pretty much all there is to it. Over the course of nearly 200 chapters.
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06 Apr 2026
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Widows from good families wait 90 days before remarrying by Beebee_Ren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Harry Evans Nott lives a quiet life with his son Corvus and his husband Tadeus, and plans to keep it that way even after his husband's sudden death. Perhaps when his son goes to Hogwarts he'll decide to do something about a certain Dark Lord, but until then he intends to stay as far away from Lord Voldemort as possible.
Any idea of tranquility is ruined when said megalomaniac appears at Tadeus's funeral to interfere in his life, and Harry Evans's false mask falls away to reveal the Harry Potter hiding underneath.
Or, where Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest, rescues ScarCrux from beyond the grave, and ends up being transported to another timeline where, as a single mother, she manages to marry a millionaire pure-blood, all thanks to her necromancer powers. The pure-blood is a Death Eater who dies some time later, and Voldemort ends up appearing at his wake to become obsessed with Harry (as he should).
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03 Apr 2026
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'Mala fides': bad faith, purpose to deceive or defraud
- Merriam Webster dictionaryFor Harry Potter, the man-who-lived-twice, savior of the Wizarding World, and the ultimate golden boy, life was good. He had survived the war, had a job he loved, a good home, and wonderful friends; the future seemed bright.
But when he's asked to assist on a case involving Unspeakables, what he discovers deep in the bowels of the Department of Mysteries turns his world upside down.Betrayed and heartbroken, Harry does what he knows best; he jumps into the unknown like the good, little Gryffindor he is.
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“To me, the thing that is worse than death is betrayal. You see, I could conceive death, but I could not conceive betrayal.”
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22 Mar 2026
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There were rumours. Mere whispers, spoken in the dark alleyways of Knockturn Alley and its underbelly slums, of a boy, or perhaps a young man, with green eyes and a strange affinity for the dead. A necromancer of some sort. Some said he lured people in to steal their souls. Others said that he would make the dead speak and reveal secrets thought lost - for a price, of course.
Voldemort did not know what the truth was, and he did not care to know. The only thing Voldemort was concerned with was if the boy would prove useful.
(And putting an end to this maddening obsession).
___Harry was not particularly happy to find himself in the past, wearing somebody else’s skin, and without a single knut to his name. And he was even less enthusiastic to learn that he had caught Voldemort’s attention. But he would make do, as he always has done.
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12 Mar 2026