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    The ball had been underway for about an hour before he caught his first glimpse of her. He was off to the side, chatting with his parents and Astoria, who was preening under all of the attention she had received as the newly announced, future Mrs. Draco Malfoy. Granger was standing across the dancefloor, with her back to him, engaged in conversation with Potter and some higher-up from the Ministry, her wild curls making her instantly recognizable. She was wearing a golden evening dress – like the Gryffindor queen that she was – a Muggle fashion that showcased her curves. Even from behind, without seeing her face, she was practically stopping his heart she was so gorgeous. And then she turned around and he thought his heart might have actually stopped for a moment.

    Granger was pregnant.

    Granger was noticeably pregnant. Probably around five months pregnant. Which meant that she had been pregnant the night that they had ended things, three months ago. The night that she had confirmed that she was exclusively sleeping with him, and had been exclusive with him for the preceding several years.

    Granger was pregnant, with his child.

    Russian translation at https://ficbook.net/readfic/12122985!

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Step One: Don’t touch anything cursed.
    Step Two: Ignore Theo when he says, “It’ll be fine.”
    Step Three: Try not to hex your partner, even if he’s Draco Malfoy.

    When a supposedly “inactive” tomb starts leaking ancient magic, the Department of Artefact Retrieval sends its best cursebreaker, Hermione Granger accompanied, as always, by her (questionably) helpful and chaotic partner: Theo Nott.
    Unfortunately, they also send Draco Malfoy.
    Follow the three dummies into a cursed mess involving magical plagues, crumbling tombs, undead guardians and far too many near-death experiences.

     What could possibly go wrong?
    (Everything. The answer is everything.)

     Starring:
    Theo: having the time of his life.
    Draco: annoying the golden girl is his favourite form of foreplay.
    Hermione: just trying to survive the mission… and Malfoy.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    The Ministry makes a grave mistake when they pass a marriage law and no one wants to have their name attached to what will undoubtedly be an unpopular law, or deal with the fallout.

    While well-intentioned in its execution, chaos ensues when letters go out to every witch and wizard between the ages of 20-35 informing them that wizards have been provided Ministry-issued wedding rings that bind couples together for life once on a witch's finger. Whoever is left unmatched at the end of three weeks will be matched from within the pool of leftovers, or go to Azkaban.

    Wizarding Britain erupts into frantic motion as wizards all race to get a ring on a suitable witch, and Hermione Granger is a decidedly unwilling witch.

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    An ill-adjusted werewolf working in the Ministry is given the task of executing the matching process for the new marriage law. Turning the wizarding world on its head and causing unexpected chaos, duelling in the streets and a couple witches who are nope-ing the fuck out.

    (Just a bit of comedy and fun in the form of a semi-crackfic)

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    18 Dec 2025

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    **This entirely Dramione HEA work is book canon compliant, from the start of The Philosopher's Stone through the end of the Epilogue 19 years later in The Deathly Hallows**

    The 7 years at Hogwarts were difficult for Harry Potter, but he wasn't the only wizard to experience trials and tribulations in those hallowed halls. Draco Malfoy, pureblood heir to 2 Noble & Ancient Houses in the Sacred 28, finds himself in a secret acquaintanceship/ rivalry/ friendship/relationship with Hermione Granger, a muggle born Gryffindor witch who is also best friends with his rival, and an all around swot.

    Following the perspective of Draco beginning in first year, we see all the things that Harry missed over the years, namely that his best friend was secretly in love with his rival the entire time.

    You know WHAT happened-- but do you know HOW it happened? And for years, you've *thought* you understood how it ended. But how did it REALLY end?

     

    *Top 5 in 2024 Dramione's Top Epic Length Fics*
    *Top 10 in 2024 Dramione's Top Canon Rewrites*

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Professor McGonagall didn’t know that Hogwarts had a Failsafe. The Spell she used to protect the students triggered the castle to protect itself. It’s been creating labyrinths. Some of the loved ones of the missing ventured in, never to be seen again. It’s like they never left. Draco Lucius Malfoy, the verdict alteration comes with a stipulation that you must return for the rehabilitation of Hogwarts.

    Or the castle is a moody little cunt who likes to try and kill Draco over and over again, trapping him in life-or-death situations while forcing him to rely on people he's supposed to hate.

    FAILSAFE (TRADUZIONE ITALIANA).

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    07 Dec 2025