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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    They'll only tell you that people become angels after they die, Jason thought, but nobody tells you that an angel's job includes protecting a millionaire

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  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    Bruce get hit with fear toxin and believes Jason has died for a second time.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Annoyance can't be a love language? Think again!

    Or: how Bruce and Clark bullied each other into a happy marriage

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    Pain pulsed through him in time with his slowing heartbeat. His sight flickered in and out of darkness, and the sounds of the city blurred into something distant.
    He should call someone, anyone really- but instead he just sent a signal, coordinates, something he usually did when he needed backup, then waited for a response.

     

    He waited.

     

    And waited.

     

    ...

     

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    6 times Bruce's children hurt him, +1 time they tried to make it right to him

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    10 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 43

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    Bruce choked on hot and sour soup, a blisteringly hot wedge of mushroom suddenly trapped in his throat. He looked down at the box, and then back at Clark.

    “Are you serious?”

    His companion cocked his head and smiled, picking through his zhajiangmian innocently. The bluest eyes Bruce had ever seen met his grey ones. Oceans were trapped in them, the heart of lapis lazuli, miniature Earths.

    Dear God. He was serious. “No,” Bruce said firmly, shaking his head. “No, no, no, absolutely not. Clark. No.”

    The woman sitting on the table next to theirs failed to discreetly look at them. Bruce sincerely hoped a sinkhole would open up underneath him.

    “Clark,” Bruce hissed, but it came out as a half-pained groan. It always did these days. He’d gotten soft. “We talked about this. I can’t marry you.”

    or, five times Clark proposes to Bruce, and one time Bruce proposes to Clark.

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    09 Mar 2026