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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Let me see,” Alastor demands and though there is certainly a question tucked into the twitch of Lucifer's mouth, he does not move as Alastor lets go of his wrist to reach for the laces of his shirt.

    He pulls the ties free, and it feels like stripping himself rather than Lucifer. He undoes the knot at Lucifer’s collarbone, and it's as good as slipping a dagger beneath his ribs. Being seen, and being found wanting is one thing, but being found, and being seen wanting? That is the realm of helpless nightmares.


    Or; Wrinkle went to Medieval Times and then we had to be Radioapple about it.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    “Why him?”

    Lucifer closes his eyes with another sigh. He crosses his arms over his stomach, simulating the hug he so desperately needs.

    There’s a lot he can say here.

    Like how Alastor makes his hopeless heart flutter with the belief that maybe dreams are still possible; that Alastor makes him feel something, anything, everything all at once, and it is as heavenly as it is torturous.

    But all he can manage, in a voice so small he can scarcely believe it’s his own, is, “He makes me laugh.”

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    01 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Alastor, a devoted coffee lover who had just opened his own café, naturally poured his heart and soul into the place. Carefully selected coffee beans, a meticulously curated interior, a beloved espresso machine—everything was meant to be perfect. That was, until he encountered some customer who rang the café’s doorbell on opening day.

    (Barista!Alastor/Actor!Lucifer coffee shop AU)

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.

    Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.

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    28 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Abandoning the comforts of a nobleman’s life—his home, his lands, even his wife—Lucifer set out to sea with a crew of misfits, enthralled by the romance of piracy. He sought adventures that made his heart race: the kind he had glimpsed in the stories his childhood friend Eve once read aloud, the tales Adam had proudly recounted from his naval father, or the distant cities across the sea that Lilith had described with such vivid longing. It was for this possibility, that he chose the ocean.

    Alastor, in contrast, went to sea because he saw no other path. He sailed alone. His journey was not guided by longing for adventure, but by the pursuit of a lost treasure. Privilege, dreams worth cherishing, the thrill of discovery, even companionship—none of these had ever been his to claim. For him, piracy was no indulgence; it was necessity, the only road left open.

    That was, at least, what he believed—until he met someone.

    (Or: An OFMD-inspired radioapple pirate AU, sprinkled with huskerdust and cherrisnake)

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    28 Feb 2026