What_the_problem



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    Shane and Ilya just want to tell the world about their relationship, on their own terms. If only anyone would actually believe them.

    Or: the closet is reinforced steel, apparently.

    "I think we tried too hard," Ilya says from the opposite end of the couch, probably scrolling through the same articles as Shane. "Was easier to keep secret than we thought. I could have kissed you on center ice, and everyone would say aww, I love their…what is word again?"

    "Bromance?"

    "Yes. That."

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    12 Apr 2026

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    The Ministry takes her wand, and her dignity, but Harry Potter still manages to find her in an old pub, pouring pints.

    So Pansy thinks—fuck it.

    If the Boy Who Lived wants to shag the Girl Who Wanted Him Dead, then so be it.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Continuation of 'I Exist To Love You'

    Shane ends up sending the "we didn't even kiss" text, this is the morning after. They finally talk.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Shane ends up sending the "we didn't even kiss" text, and Ilya Rozanov (rightfully) freaks the fuck out.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    “Olesya.”
    “Oh-lee-syah,” Shane repeated slowly, making sure he pronounced it right. “What… what are you going to do?”
    “I don’t know,” Ilya said, resting his head in his hand. “I don’t fucking know.”
    Shane’s voice was steady. “What can I do?”
    How long had it been since someone offered to help Ilya? He took care of his family, carried his brother’s financial burdens, tended his own injuries, paid his way through life without aid. The question, softly spoken and rich with genuine intent, was enough to bring tears to his eyes. Could he really trust it? Could he ask someone for help?
    For once, he wanted to try.

    OR: Ilya is left with sudden custody of Alexei's daughter and calls Shane to help.

    (Set just before the cottage.)

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    11 Apr 2026