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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Joel has classically conditioned himself into getting horny when a horse dies. Then Bdubs kills Pudding.

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    05 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    - Voyeurism
    - Sounding
    - Hypnosis

    Violet listens in on her roommate's late-night call with his boyfriend.

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    31 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Sid drags the box into the dingy little apartment she shares with Barry. It's almost taller than her, the fancy writing on the side reading Majordomo Android: Recursive Gateway Emulator. She'd blown nearly all her savings on it, but Gunnie had run the numbers and assured her this would help her with managing her streams and her credits in the long run.

    She just sure hopes it's worth it.

    Bingo Square: Role Reversal

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    31 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    “It’s not my fault people leave expensive products lying around during a frat party.”

    The argument could be made that they weren’t leaving things out, the light bulbs were kind of needed but…

    40 bucks? For nothing but baring through a frat party? Joel could get behind something like that. The guy had stuffed the bulb back into his jacket along with his hands, tilting his head back and forth as Joel stared at him Honestly, he looked like any other tired college student, one that could slip in and out of a party without much trouble. “...How do you tell the difference?” Joel found himself asking.

    There was a pause, the guy’s eyes crinkling further for a moment before they fell back into some form of practiced neutrality. “Why?” He asked back, stepping closer to Joel. “Looking to get into the light bulb resale market?”

    “Maybe.”

    “Then why would I help a competitor?”

    Or, instead of ratting out a random guy with sticky fingers, Joel decides to beat him at his own game.

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    16 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    “You looking for me?” Skip asks, blinking one eye at a time. Norman’s lip curls a bit.

    “Heard you wanted advice,” Norman says stiffly. “Some mission something. New host or whatever.”

    “I do,” Skip says. He leans, a little unsteady on the feet of this guy, and throws their arms around Norman pointedly to guide him to the escape pod that’s supposedly serving as his room. “Man, am I glad you’re here.”

    He’s taller than Norman. That’s another thing he decides to focus on, instead of the cologne that he’s been missing for a few weeks drifting over his face.

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    or: Skip and Norman are the worst, and I mean the WORST, communicators in the galaxy. Also, slug sex is absolutely a loose tooth, and it just might fix everything. It...might just take a while for the fixes to happen.

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    08 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read this when you have two hours again. Because holy shit.