Wolver_bean
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- Cars (Pixar Movies) (42)
- Dream SMP (3)
- X-Men (Comicverse) (3)
- Star Wars Prequel Trilogy (1)
- Star Wars - All Media Types (1)
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The beginning of the new-world. The end of the dead-world.
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None of this is right.
Almost as if manifested by the thought, Lightning appears. Mack blinks, and he’s there after a few frames of dark. Mack smiles down at him, involuntary, but not without great effort. He can't hold the expression.
Something in Lightning’s face turns Mack’s voice soft. “Hey Bucko,” he says to him quietly and without a cough.
Lightning speaks to him; but his heart sinks as he can't separate his voice from the siren. Mack can only stare in a listless fog and fail to read his lips. Presumably, he’s saying all the usual things, so Mack imagines them instead. Help is on the way. Just hang on. I love you.
Lightning is trembling. His pupils are blown, adrenaline-sick. Mack reaches out to hold him.
But he cannot move.
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Cars Apocalypse AU. Mind the tags.
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- Part 1 of Cars Apocalypse AU
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Marcus the car is running one of many illegal fracking operations in the desert, using local aquifers to harvest natural gas. He doesn't expect his mining team to be interrupted by Lightning McQueen.
He’s going to kill that fucker.
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Lightning desperately wants a cheeseburger. Immediately. Right now.
And Doc would do anything to comply.
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- Part 2 of burger is an ingredient in burger
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Mater and Lightning are on one of their usual drunken nights out when an unexpected storm hits.
In the aftermath, they resort to doing crime. (Like usual)
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- Part 1 of burger is an ingredient in burger
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Floyd Mulvihill, the number 70 car, has a good race.
...Too bad he blocks hothead Lightning McQueen in a pass and knocks him loose and sends him on a downward spiral to shit-of-ass-butt finishing place.
Yeah. Floyd is gonna need some Gasprin from his sponsor after this.
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Alternate Universe, diverges from canon during Cars 3 epilogue.
***"What if racecars were left totally unsupervised?"
Everyone but a very small population of cars drops dead within days after an invisible wave of pain crosses the globe, injuring most living machines beyond repair.
Lightning McQueen, Cruz Ramirez, and Chick Hicks are among the few survivors. Together, they set out to the vast and now-wild lands of north america in search of oil... and life.
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A Mad Max/TWD/TLOU post-apocalptic longform anthology series with no zombies, custom lore, canon and original supporting characters, and a fully queer main cast.- Words:
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Feral Racers miniseries.
5 + 1 things the long way but not really, there's more of a 1:1 ratio. 1 + 1 things.
(Pack Dynamics of the "Flying Car Lineage" Smokey->Doc->Lightning->Cruz)- Words:
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Sally and Lightning one day in the late 00’s/early 2010’s decide they want kids. They consult Backwater Downs genetics expert Dusk Conrod, and wind up with a production of 10 healthy babies. Fluffy chaos ensues.
A SalQueen-as-parents canon-divergence AU (with a side-helping of McChicks and Alive!Doc)
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"What if Doc met Cruz?"
Doc Hudson is dug up from his grave and brought fully back to life by a necromancer. In the 12 years he's been dead, so much has changed... and his revival doesn't come without consequence, as Doc's speed demon "The Judge" starts to haunt him.
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Doc Hudson is alive again, for fun purposes.
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bolt from the blue by badskeletonpuns for lofi_beats
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Jun 2021
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Look, Hot Rod has been marooned on this planet for ages, he deserves a break! Like, you know, racing with that handsome red Corvette. That's definitely just a fun thing and Hot Rod definitely isn't catching feelings. (He's catching feelings.)
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25 Mar 2026
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Ultra Magnus, although wary, agrees to try and solve a rubix cube. He has no idea what he's getting himself into.
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25 Mar 2026
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Manual Wind by Eremji
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
18 Sep 2025
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Gasket’s flophouse is right on the edge of where it gets really filthy, but the outer doors lock and the floors only flood a few centimeters when storms blow in off the Acid Wastes. The atmospheric handler's always broken, so it's ten degrees above comfortable most of the wet season, but there are worse things than paying a few extra creds for a double ration of coolant.
Gasket’s only rules are no trashing the place and no one brings customers back.
Things are going okay for Drift. Then Whirl shows up, shiny and polished and looking like a million creds amid all the detritus of Dead End, and reminds Drift exactly how substandard he really is.
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- Part 12 of Eremji's 2025 Kink Bingo
Bookmarked by Wolver_bean
23 Mar 2026
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Finescale by Eremji
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Sep 2025
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Rung is carefully placing a caudal panel on a scale model of a Halaxian Cruiser when he gets a comm notification from Rodimus. He frowns and checks the ship's time before opening it — it's well into Rodimus' usual rest cycle.
The message reads:
can you come by my quarters urgent personal matter DO NOT CALL MEDBAY
Rodimus is in a bind in the middle of the night. Rung, who's learned to expect the unexpected when it comes to the Lost Light's captain, isn't even remotely prepared for what he finds when he answers a late night message for assistance.
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- Part 13 of Eremji's 2025 Kink Bingo
Bookmarked by Wolver_bean
23 Mar 2026
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peace and those who get in the way of it by Eremji
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Aug 2025
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"Give me a boost up," Rodimus says and doesn't wait for Megatron to agree before sticks his clammy little hand right into Megatron's plating and goes scrambling up Megatron's frame like he's a piece of scaffolding.
Some days Megatron sincerely believes that Rodimus was placed in the universe specifically to torment him.
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- Part 3 of Eremji's 2025 Kink Bingo
Bookmarked by Wolver_bean
23 Mar 2026