falsescience (YankingAwry)
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This Is the Real World, Honey, Bienvenue by falsescience (YankingAwry)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
07 Feb 2026
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“Huddy,” he said. “Can I ask you for a very special birthday present?”
“Connie.” Connor’s lips were so pink, but the half-light out on the balcony darkened them; made them the colour they should’ve been, from all that smoking. God, Hudson wanted to kiss him so bad. “Please ask me for your very special birthday present. I will move heaven and earth. I will move the city of Beverly Hills and its entire population of purse dogs.”
“So committed.” Connor stroked at Hudson’s skin through the lace neckline of his cami. “I want you to make out with François. Just a little. As a treat, for me.”
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Cacciatore by falsescience (YankingAwry)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF, The Godfather (1972 1974 1990)
25 Jan 2026
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So turned out that old Vito had had a goomar, an orientale woman no less. The Don had met her before the Great War when he’d been trying to sell extra virgin olive oil to the mom-and-pop eateries between Fifth and Sixth Ave in Koreatown. (Clemenza himself had nothing against a nice bowl of tteokbokki, looked like pasta, tasted nothing like it; sprinkle summathat scallion on top, now there was a meal.) Not only that, but they’d had a son (baptized, at least, sia lodato Gesù Cristo). And, what was more, the Don wanted him brought inside. Brought inside for what, exactly, he wouldn’t say: the Don was so tight-lipped it was amazing a cigar could even get in there. And Clemenza was to mentor the boy. Hudson, his name was. “Like the river?” Tessio had asked, bewildered; Clemenza had shrugged. Who the fuck knew. Good river, the Hudson. Had kept many of Clemenza’s bodies hidden over the years.
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Hudson Corleone's rise to capo dei capi, the most powerful crime boss in all of New York, as seen through Peter Clemenza's eyes. -
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Hudson handed the phone back. He was smiling. “Oh, my.”
“Insane, right? The man’s a cipher.” Connor put the phone, which was psychically shrieking at him, face-down on the rock. He still felt an intense sense of indignation and embarrassment when he thought back to his attempted seduction of Jacob in the trailer, though he was, as licensed hypnotherapist Colin Tipping advised in his best-selling book, trying to forgive himself.
“I mean.” Hudson caught his wrist. His hand started travelling up Connor’s forearm, fingers pinching and tugging at the arm-hairs. “Is it really so mysterious?”
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"Ya Blew It!" with Jay and Dan by falsescience (YankingAwry)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
14 Dec 2025
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“Ooh, are we talking about Jacob’s control issues?” Connor popped up suddenly at Jacob’s shoulder.
Hudson appeared at Jacob’s other shoulder. “It’s your most Shane-like quality.” They were like needy little kittens, the way they ran off to play but always came back mewing for affection.
Jacob rolled his eyes. “At least I have a Shane-like quality. That makes one of us.” He gave Hudson’s neck a slow squeeze, enjoying how the muscles shifted under his hand; how Hudson dropped his head a fraction, to let him do it; and how Connor looked at them while Jacob did it, chin tipped up, his eyes alight.
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The Vampiric Eric by falsescience (YankingAwry)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) RPF
15 Jul 2024
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Oh ho, Eric thinks to himself, and then, aloud, because it’s just too delicious, and wouldn’t Rolin be ashamed, and a little pissed: “Oh ho!” He feels zapped alive: young, powerful, god-like.
Jacob starts giggling immediately. “Did you just say ‘oh ho’?”
“Or maybe aspen. What do you think, Eric?”
“Not a damn clue,” says Eric, with a broad grin.
“You look very satisfied. He looks very satisfied, doesn’t he?” Jacob smiles at Sam over his hitched shoulder.
“Hm,” says Sam. “I think we play it safe, and go with red maple.”
Yeah, Eric is certain: Jacob and Sam aren’t fucking. But they’d like to be.
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hudcon + jacob (he's in this relationship!) by falsescience (YankingAwry)
Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
25 Dec 2025
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