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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    Direct sequel to Mutual Support: Jacki Pike and Ilya Rozanov become actual friends.

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    17 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Rose smiled at him sweetly “So relax, we’ll go, show our faces, make some contributions, and if you want to dip out early, we can. It doesn’t have to turn into a jealousy pissing contest if you dont–”

    “Jealousy pissing contest?”

    Her eyes narrow at him, “Shane… come on. You find out your situationship of years is bringing a date and you send me a last minute invitation? You’re telling me those two things are not related?” Shane opens his mouth as if to defend himself, but Rose continues, “It’s fine! I don’t mind being a pawn, that’s what friends are for! And I especially don’t mind an excuse to get dressed up and drink free alcohol!”

    “Wait, how did you hear he was bringing a date?” Shane asks.

    “The same way you did. The rumors got around that infamous ladies' man Ilya Rozanov had finally been tied down!” Shane winced at that. “You hockey players are worse than housewives, I swear!” She laughs.

    OR: Shane and Ilya go to a fundraising gala and start competing on who can make the other more jealous.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “You have a ride back home, right? Please tell me you aren’t going to drive. You’ll crash one of your stupid sports cars and get a concussion. Or die.”

    “Awe, so sweet to me, worrying. But no, I am in Moscow. I have no good cars here, only shitty Marussia B2. Stupid purchase. You know, the B2 is just B1 but with fancier clothes? Look better than B1, though. B1 look like low-money 80’s future movie.” He makes an annoyed sound. “No. I do not have word. научная фантастика. What is movie type that has flying cars?”

    “Jesus,” Shane says, running a hand through his hair. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard you talk so much.”

    “You like my voice, da? So is no problem, for you.”

    “Fuck you. Do you mean sci-fi?”

    Rozanov makes a triumphant sound. “Yes, that! Sci-fi. B1 look like that meme of a cat’s face covered in cream. Ugly car. So, at least I have better choice. I can look at it and not wish to drive it off cliff and into garbage land.”

    “...You’re thinking of a landfill.”

    Or, Ilya keeps calling Shane at odd hours to talk about nothing and everything, usually while he’s inebriated or sleep-deprived. Shane, for some reason he can’t quite rationalize, keeps answering.

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    17 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    Shane has a bad feeling about this year's All Stars weekend.

    All Stars usually doesn't stress him out this much, not anymore. It's being held in St. Louis this year, which isn't ideal, but it's fine. It already got delayed into March, which has never happened before, but surely that's fine too. The timing is pushing uncomfortably close to playoffs, but it'll be fine. It's just a weekend. Everything will be fine.

    That's what he tells himself, anyway, as he stares at the news on the TV playing in his terminal waiting area. The anchors drone on and on in front of hospitals and government buildings. Text crawls menacingly across the bottom of the screen. Numbers keep catching his eye like brambles snagging in fabric. And over and over and over, that terrifying word keeps popping up.

    Pandemic.

    or: what if lockdown happened during the all stars weekend?

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Lily: What’s a girl to do on a lonely night in Montreal?

    Jane:…

    Jane: Feel bad about losing?

    Lily: That was not very nice, Jane.

    Lily: I am starting to think you are not the nice girl everyone says you are.

    Lily: If you will not fuck me I think you should send me pictures of yourself so I can jerk off to them.

    Jane: I’m not doing that!!! What if someone hacks your phone???

    Lily: 😢

     

    Or: Shane Hollander learns to stop worrying and love the Art of Sext

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    16 Mar 2026