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The end.
I never wrote a series before and I love them all so much I hate to see them go, but.
For this last piece I must INSIST you listen to this before you read, and maybe also after. Must. Thank you for following this little thing!
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- Part 7 of Love In The Time of Pay Phones
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Izzy meets Mary.
It does not go as planned.Title from "If She Could Cry" by Miracle Legion
Painting “Man Drying His Leg”Gustave Caillebotte 1884
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- Part 6 of Love In The Time of Pay Phones
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In which Izzy enters.
OFMD Whumptober Day16:
Dont leave me
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Sensory overload
Emotional whumpTitle from Nick Drake's Black Eyed Dog
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- Part 5 of Love In The Time of Pay Phones
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OFMD Whumptober day 14:
Put on display
Trouble breathing
You were always gonna realize what I amPart of a series of non-linear scenes that take place some time in the 90s.
Stede and Ed have been meeting at a motel for months. How much do they share? How much do they want? This week they have company at the motel.
Title from the companion piece: Depeche Mode's Cover of U2's "So Cruel"
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- Part 4 of Love In The Time of Pay Phones
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Part 3 in the non-linear series Love in the Time of Pay Phones for OFMD Whumptober.
They meet.
(I had to lighten things up a touch, even for whumptober!)
Title comes from companion piece, Last of the Unplucked Gems by The Tragically Hip
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- Part 3 of Love In The Time of Pay Phones
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Love In The Time of Pay Phones by aRealHumanBartender
Fandom Our Flag Means Death, Our Flag Means Death (TV)
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The Reno Cure: Fluffvember '24 Fics by Rotten_Soldier
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Nov 2024
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Short glimpses into the lives of supporting characters from the From Reno, With Love series
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Every happy ending has a beginning.
Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place.
Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known.
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- Part 1 of Our Flag Means Canonverse
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