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  1. Rec 28

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    Heinz accidentally hurts Perry with one of his inventions and apologizes the only way he knows how: with yet another Inator, of course.

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 8

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    "Wow," Heinz said, as they came up for air between kisses. "Wow. Hi. Hello there. You like me fixing your car?"

    Perry stole the next kiss with a fair bit of increased hunger. Heinz huffs hotly in laughter into his nose.

    "You really like me fixing your car." Heinz surmised.

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    14 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 16

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    It's hard not to miss Perry the Platypus when he doesn't show up.

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    11 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 47

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    Throughout their nemesis-ship, there were five times Heinz realized that he loved Perry, only to convince himself that he shouldn't. At the same time, there were five times Perry realized that he loved Heinz, only to remind himself that he couldn't.

    This is a story of misinterpretation and miscommunication, of love trapped inside definitions they were too scared to break… and the one time they finally did.

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    11 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 43

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    「Don’t.」Perry’s chest is heaving with the effort it takes to stand; the sweat under his collar is becoming unbearable and, after a moment’s hesitation, he loosens the knot of his tie.

    “I am trying to help you,” Doofenshmirtz says unsteadily, “let me-?”

    「Don’t trust myself,」Perry signs one-handed, the other tugging and tugging on his tie until the knot isn’t just loose, it’s entirely undone. He yanks it off with a growl and lets it fall to the floor. 「Might do something I can’t take back.」

    After being dosed with an unknown drug on a mission, Perry goes to DEI to ride out the effects in safety. He should've known Doofenshmirtz would have questions.

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    10 Feb 2026