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Then Seungkwan received a selfie, and promptly choked on his tongue.
Whoever this guy was, he was hot. Distractingly, devastatingly hot. He had a cute freckle on his right cheek, and a cute scar on his forehead, next to his—quite frankly, perfect—right eyebrow. Were eyebrows supposed to be this perfect? Was this some kind of a joke? Quickly, he deleted his identity question. This was a painfully attractive guy that somehow seemed interested in him, and wanted to take him on a date. Seungkwan wasn’t about to admit that he’d been too inebriated last night to even remember meeting him. He didn’t want the hot guy to think he was that much of a mess, then decide he wasn’t interested. Not yet, at least.
Seungkwan wakes up the day after a party with a horrible hangover, a splitting headache, and texts from an incredibly hot guy asking to take him on a date. The problem is, he can't remember the guy's name, and he feels too embarrassed to ask. He's sure that once they meet though, he'll be able to figure it out.
By the third date, Hot Guy is still nameless and Seungkwan is starting to panic. Just a little.
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“Jeonghan, you cannot fuck my kid’s soccer coach,” Jisoo cuts in, sitting up fully, face all serious.
Jeonghan swallows back a laugh. “Why not? I didn’t see a ring.”
“Let me rephrase—” Jisoo pinches the bridge of his nose between two fingers. “Please don’t fuck my kid’s soccer coach.”
“I am going to fuck your kid’s soccer coach.”
(OR: Jeonghan fucks his best friend's kid's soccer coach.)
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“This will be good, hyung! Maybe you can finally jump his bones!” Seungkwan pats Jeonghan’s shoulder comfortingly.
“I cannot fuck the boss on a company outing!”
“Why not, I thought he wasn’t your boss?” Chan asks. Jeonghan smacks him on the back of the head.
Soonyoung plants both of his hands on Chan’s thighs, his pinkie getting a bit too far up to be casual, and leans over to get in Jeonghan’s face. “Technically, you could engage in sexual relations with a coworker on a company outing, as long as they’re not your direct supervisor— but I’d expect you to report your relationship to HR on Monday.”
(OR: Jeonghan spots his work crush on Grindr at a company retreat, throws his phone at the wall, and learns about the merit of teamwork.)
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“But… You know those stories, right? The stories that Carats sometimes write about us?” Seungkwan asked, and Vernon stared at him in disbelief. Because yes, he did know. He knew about fanfiction. That couldn't be what this was about though, could it?
"Are you mad at me because--because I broke up with you in a fanfic? Seungkwan, we aren't even dating."
Seungkwan helps SEVENTEEN find fanfiction. And they're into it. For the most part.
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“We need you and Wonwoo to play," Minghao says. "Both of you.”
“Me and Wonwoo?” Mingyu asks. “Why both of us?”
Minghao fidgets in that way he always does when he doesn’t want to say whatever comes next.
“It’s…a game about people knowing each other.” He looks away. “Just, like, their knowledge.” His eyes dart back to Mingyu. “As two people who…care about each other.”
They hold eye contact. Minghao blinks.
“This sounds a lot like a game for couples,” Mingyu says. “It sounds like a couples game.”
“Kiiiiiind of,” says Minghao.
“Not kind of,” Mingyu insists. “It sounds exactly like that.”
There’s a pause.
“Wonwoo and I are not a couple,” Mingyu adds.