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There’s a chance that Ed’s crush is making him fucking stupid. He’s here in this ridiculous car, solely because Lucius insisted Stede could drive him to his mum’s for Christmas when the train timetable fell to pieces, and Ed was far too tongue-tied — and Stede too polite — to object.
So, thanks to Lucius’ meddling, they’re tearing up the M1 together, Ed’s black leather jacket contrasting sharply against the cream upholstery. Christmas music is blaring, and he’s asking himself why he is wasting this golden opportunity to flirt by instead offering critique about Justin fucking Bieber, of all things.
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the bottomless blue by anathxmadevice, rose_quartz_kitten
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Nov 2025
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Ed's skin is stretched so taut across the bulge that it looks like it could rip open with a single touch. It throws his proportions off, the rest of his torso tiny in comparison, the snaking mass of tentacles struggle to find space around the protrusion. “Oh, Ed,” Stede says softly, just in time for Ed to swear and huff and tug the blanket up again, covering himself from view. “No wonder you’re in pain.”
Just helping out his friend, isn’t he? Ed said this would feel good, and making other people feel good is what friendship is all about. If Stede can make Ed a little more comfortable... well, it’d be rude not to offer.
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Or: Ed's right in the midst of the 'bellyful of eggs' part of his hormone cycle. Stede is very willing to do whatever he can to help Ed feel better.
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He and Stede had joked about it, ages ago, just a little off-the-cuff thing: Ed also giving pet play a go, not as a puppy but as a kitten, because cats felt more his speed. It had been a fun thought, but nothing came of it, and then Ed had — of course — forgotten all about it.
Stede, apparently, had not forgotten about it.
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Or: puppy Stede and kitten Ed have a long-awaited playdate.
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Before bed, Stede has a Routine: shower, dry his hair, face wash, a layer of moisturiser, the anti-aging cream that Ed always tells him he hopes doesn't work because he likes Stede aging, actually, and then he goes to the loo before putting on his pyjamas.
It's only after he flushes that he realises his mistake.
Ed is displeased.
Or, well. Ed claims to be displeased.
“You know I’m going to have to punish you for that in the morning, pet,” he says, with barely contained glee.
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Or: Ed thinks up a fitting punishment when Stede goes to the bathroom without permission.
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Stede takes a long gulp of his tea to fortify himself, then rubs absently at the inside corner of a dry eye. “Pass daddy Zheng Yi Sao’s folder, would you?”
At least, that’s what Ed thinks he hears, but he’s not stupid. He takes a second, stops and thinks about it, and yeah, no, even in his wildest, most perverted fantasies, there’s no chance that those words actually came out of Stede Bonnet’s mouth, in that particular order. At this particular time. To him.
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Working Overtime by checkmate (anathxmadevice)
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Aug 2017
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Tony Stark: Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist by checkmate (anathxmadevice)
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Apr 2013
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Just Can't Get Enough by oatmilktruther for anathxmadevice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Ed should know better.
Does know better, did know better.
Did know, when him and Stede were kissing-turned-making-out-turned-not-so-dry-humping, and he said, "Oh, you poor, needy thing, you," when he gave Ed that particular smile, the one hiding the razor glint of his canines, when he said, "Do you need to come?"
Ed absofuckinglutely knew it was a trap, and probably not a fun one.
So of course he said yes.
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26 Jan 2026
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Ed is regular, well adjusted, and normal about pain and also medical stuff, and deeply in love with his also normal, also regular, also well adjusted partner, Stede.
Letting Stede sew his pussy shut is just a garden variety kink thing.
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Bookmarked by anathxmadevice
15 Sep 2025
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Stede wakes to shafts of golden light creeping across the bedsheets and strands of silver hair across his face. He smiles, reaches up to draw it aside, and Ed stirs in his arms. They’re both naked, skin warm against skin, and when he turns onto his side to wrap an arm around Ed, his cock brushes the bedsheets and there’s something—something wrong—
He sits up and throws the bedclothes off in one motion, and—
There’s a cage around his cock.
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Bookmarked by anathxmadevice
20 Nov 2024
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Their first anniversary is just around the corner and Ed has never been happier in a relationship. Stede, on the other hand, could be happier, if he knew he was in the relationship in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Plans
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25 Jun 2024
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Ed is starving. Not the type of starvation that can be staved off with food. Believe him, he’s tried.