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the winter of your years by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
10 Feb 2026
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“There’s been a certain greyness at the edges, of late. Have you noticed?”
Guildenstern probably has seasonal affective disorder but is unfortunate to exist in a time loop that never lets him see springtime. Let that be his character note.
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a night at the opera by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
18 Oct 2025
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Rosencrantz bridged the gap between them by taking a lock of hair at Guildenstern’s neck and twirling it between his fingers. Guildenstern fixed his gaze back on the stage in an effort to ignore it.
“I am fond of the opera boxes,” he clarified, hushed. “I like the way they’re—contained,” (intimate, he thought but didn’t say), “I could spend most of my life in an opera box.”
“Very healthy,” murmured Rosencrantz, distracted. He inched closer, closer, until his whisper came from beneath Guildenstern’s ear, breath hitting his neck. “I’d stay in it with you.”
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nothing left to tell by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
14 Oct 2025
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern attempt to answer the New York Times' "36 Questions That Lead to Love" (for some reason).
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern lose their heads a bit (it's okay, they like it).
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autumnal—nothing to do with leaves by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
06 Oct 2025
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"We'll be cold. The summer won't last."
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- Part 4 of forever making poems in the lap of death
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forever making poems in the lap of death by applegraph
Fandom Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Oct 2025
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my poetry
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Freddy didn’t believe in love at first sight until he lived it.
Before he’d told that fucking commode story, all he could think about was how if he fucked up for even a second, he would die between one blink and the next. Joe Cabot already didn’t suffer fools gladly but he was a shoot first, ask questions never type if he thought a guy wasn’t on the level. Freddy had one chance and he’d known it.
But in the end it wasn’t hard at all. He’d kept his head and used his training, made sure to keep moving eye contact between all the guys, not giving in to the temptation to riff on a theme, but deep down he’d delivered the whole thing to the guy sitting to Joe’s left, who was wearing a shirt with a pattern he couldn’t see properly in the low light and who laughed at everything Freddy said like it was actually funny. He’d been the best audience Freddy had ever had.
“He’ll be working with you,” Joe had said to the guy, and the guy had looked Freddy up and down and smiled.
Freddy and Larry rob banks, share clothes, watch movies, and fuck around and find out.
Featuring: Mr Pink, Alabama, butches, the mob, the LAPD, the FBI, and Mr Pink’s mom.
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22 Feb 2026
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It was November 26, the time was 11:38 p.m., and Hamlet Dane I was dead of a heart attack at fifty.
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Or: this is a love story.
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- Part 1 of Modern Hamlet
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07 Sep 2025
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If We Stopped Breathing by inviscrips
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
07 May 2015
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“I think we’ve vanished,” you say, honestly.
“We’re still here,” his disembodied voice tells you. He is trying to be comforting.
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20 Jul 2025
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Between the scenes, Guildenstern and the Player define subtext. (Written in 2005.)
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17 Jul 2025
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there will never be a day when i won't think of you by nandorslonelyheartsclub
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Oct 2022
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“You didn’t bring anything with you.” He whispers, making Guillermo frown, confused. “You didn’t bring anything with you, that night, so I thought–”
“What?”
“I thought you’d come back, eventually.” He confesses, feeling stupid already. “And so I waited for you. Every night.”
Eyes wide open, Guillermo swallows. “You did?”Bookmarked by applegraph
13 Apr 2025