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    A story in three parts that details the Alphabet's efforts to make Major Eberbach more manageable and less irritating by getting him laid.

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    Unlikely Vignettes: a series of short glimpses into Snape's life, first as a student at Hogwarts, then as a teacher as Harry Potter goes through school. It gives a look at his background, relationships, and motivation.

    Unlikely Places: the main story, which picks up at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. Part one of the story is about Snape and Harry's relationship building from enemies to friends as Harry completes his final year at school. Part two is about the growth of their friendship into something more while Harry tries to decide what it is that he wants to do with his life.

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    Lucifer's friend with benefits asks him to pretend to be his boyfriend.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

    But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

    Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

    In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

    And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Alastor can admit, in the silence of his own head as he walks away from the first official overlord meeting since the Extermination Day that Wasn’t, that Charlie MIGHT have been right. He probably should have stayed home.

    Not that he’d tell the girl that under pain of torture - that kind of hand-wringing and fretting wasn’t the sort of thing that should be encouraged in anyone, least of all the Princess of Hell.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Lucifer knew Alastor didn’t want him to think he was solely interested in him because of his money, but the stubborn idiot had already made that abundantly clear. Between that and him suddenly struggling to pull in clients like he once had (which made no sense whatsoever), he had no doubt the nest egg Alastor had bragged to him about was dwindling.

    On top of that, he’d received a suspiciously timed and surprisingly generous offer from Valentino of all people.
    Lucifer was probably being paranoid, but if Vox was involved like Lucifer suspected, this was only the beginning...

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    RadioApple Vampire AU with vampire!Lucifer and human!Alastor. All Lucifer wants is to live happily ever after with his bratty, brilliant, and headstrong boyfriend. However, a string of suspiciously bad luck on Alastor's part makes it seem as though rival vampire Vox hasn't given up on making the human his by any means necessary.

    Completed: 10/28/25

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    25 Jan 2026