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    It starts with a text.
    Scott would really like Cliff to stop stalking him.
    also, why is Rozanov here?

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    23 Mar 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    20 Mar 2026

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    “Hollander. Thanks for inviting me.” Scott shakes his hand.

    Hollander’s face cracks into a genuine smile at that, softening him from a diplomat to a tentative, nervous philanthropist. “Thanks for coming. We really, really appreciate it. And I’m sure the kids will be super stoked.”

    We, Scott notes. The Hollander-Rozanov unit has finally been realized, and who would’ve thought it would be as charity co-founders and not simultaneous induction into the hall of fame as rivals?

    What if Shane invited Scott to coach at the first Game Changers camp in 2019, pre-FanMail video?

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov does not make it two weeks on Zoloft before the worst side effect hits hard and fast.

    or,

    “Barrett, I fucked up,” he says.

    “Roz?” Barrett sounds dazed.

    “I fucked up,” he repeats, and he realizes how drunk he sounds. He’s in so much trouble he almost hangs up.

    “Roz, what's going on,” Barrett says.

    Bozhe, he’s going to have to say the words.

    Now with part two, featuring buckwheat pancakes, psychiatry for millionaires, important conversations, and Troy and Ilya’s worst “your mom” joke.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “I wondered if you might be able to… hint that Rozanov and I are friends. On my Instagram and other social media. So, once we announce it, the fans won’t be as shocked,” Shane said.

    Nicole blinked. “You want me to soft launch that you and Ilya Rozanov are friends?”

    “Soft launch?”

    What was this life Nicole had found herself in? About to explain a soft launch to two-time MHL MVP Shane Hollander?

    Rose tells Shane to hire her friend Nicole as his social media manager. Over many months, Nicole starts to notice that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov might be a little bit more than rivals and friends.

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    18 Feb 2026