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    Just a place to gather my works as I post them, and maybe put some up for adoption if I don't think they'll ever get finished.

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    It wasn't fair. A single night blurred by heat and now Severus couldn't stop sicking up and his heat was late. If that wasn't damning enough, the blasted muggle pregnancy test clutched in his trembling fingers sealed his fate. He was pregnant with Black's spawn.

    Sirius could only gape as Snape stood in his foyer in muggle rags, claiming to be pregnant with his child. This couldn't be happening. It had been one time — a mistake. It felt like he was trapped in a nightmare that only grew more hellish when Mother declared he and Snape were to be married. He couldn't marry Snivellus, no matter how intoxicatingly sweet the git smelled.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Chapter 19

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    “Excuse me?” Eddie asked, all pretenses of their original conversation gone.

    “I get it, man. We – We all get it. I’m an asshole. Can you stop being such a fucking freak about it?”

    As soon as the words left Steve’s mouth, he froze. He imagined everyone did, based off the tense silence that immediately followed.

    Dustin breaks it first. “What the hell, Steve?"

    Steve dropped his hand to his side and kept his eyes closed, sighing. “That was – yeah, okay, that was really, really mean. I’m s –”

    An explosion of pain burst under his left eye as Eddie punched him, the momentum sending him stumbling backwards before he caught himself. He shook his head a bit, trying to hear what everyone was saying again over the ringing now sounding through his head. “Okay,” Steve gritted out, “Alright, yeah, I deserved –”

    Before he could finish his sentence, Eddie grabbed him by the shirt collar, getting in his face. Steve did his best to remain calm, though he’s  really not a fan of this whole thing anymore, and he’d much rather he never get into another fistfight again.

    OR: Steve and Eddie get into a fight, and no one takes Steve's side. This action will have consequences.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Chapter 5

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    “Are your parents spies?”
    “What? No.” No, they’re just a space alien and a woman from the future who briefly was all of time and space, no big deal.
    “Are they…no, sorry, can’t think of any better reasons for there to be a weird vault of futuristic technology in your house, Steve.” Dustin says his name with a strange sort of emphasis, like he wants to impress upon Steve that he knows exactly who his is and what he’s about and he’s not going to get away with any of his shenanigans while Dustin is about. Steve wishes Dustin would clue him in on who Steve is and what he’s about because he’s beginning to wonder who and what that is exactly, if he ever knew in the first place.

     

    AU where Steve Harrington's parents are the Doctor and Rose Tyler and somehow he's still fighting monsters with a baseball bat.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Chapter 1

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    Husk should have known better than to bet against Angel on a winning streak. Now, he's paying the price with a very attentive spider who wants to explore every inch of his body—including parts he usually keeps well-hidden.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    After a very drunk, very unhinged round of “Never have I ever” game prompted by Cherri reveals some delightfully embarrassing and interesting details about Husk’s sex life during his Overlord days, Angel is hooked and needs to know more.

    Sadly, the first thing he manages to do is masturbate to it. Who’s going to pick up the pieces of him tomorrow?

    Sorry for this 20k+ words monster of smut and pining and coping with masturbation but it ends happily, with even more smut.
    This is 100% porn with feelings. (split in two chapters!!)

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    26 Feb 2026

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