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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    Astrid comforts a weary Chief Hiccup, and provides a way to relieve their stresses in the aftermath of Drago's attack on Berk.

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    08 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    After a round of teasing from Dagur and Snotlout, Hiccup throws a (well deserved) punch and has to flee to avoid retaliation. He bumps into Astrid and drags her into his hiding place. It's small, cramped, and both of them can feel everything.

    Things naturally escalate.

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    08 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Suddenly stranded when the pandemic shuts down most forms of travel, Hiccup calls his old friend Astrid in need of somewhere to stay. Keen to see him after all these years, she readily agrees.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    07 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    Hiccup never intended to make any contact with @stormflyfitness, his favorite fitness blogger. He definitely didn't expect to be her plumbing savior.

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    05 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Astrid,” Fishlegs began delicately. “What we’re trying to say is…Hiccup can’t say no to you.”
    She scoffed. “What? Yes he can!”
    “Yeah right,” said Tuffnut. “You could ask if you could push him off a cliff, and he’d say sure.”
    Snotlout batted his eyelashes. “‘Gosh Astrid, whatever you want!’” He said in a mocking, nasally tone. “You want me to cut off my other leg? Anything for you, My Lady!”
    “You could make him your sex slave and he’d be down,” said Ruff.
    The group looked at her in horror.
    “What? We were talking about ridiculous scenarios here!”
    “The only reason he doesn’t say no to me, is because he knows I’m right and he simply has no reason to! That, and when we were younger, he was scared of me.”
    Snotlout crossed his arms. “Prove it. Get Hiccup to say no to you about something, and I’ll admit I was wrong.”
    She frowned and poked him, taking his bait. “You know what Snotlout? I’ll play your little game. I’ll go and find Hiccup right now, and get him to say no to one of my requests. He will, because they’ll be ridiculous and unreasonable.”
    “I bet 5 gold coins he doesn’t deny you a single thing all day.”
    “Deal!”
    And they shook on it.

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    05 Mar 2026