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    "LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.txt.vbs" was one of the most destructive computer worms ever to have been released onto the internet. It was able to rapidly proliferate by hijacking its victims' email programs, sending copies of itself to everyone in their address books, concealed inside spam emails.

    In other words, Spamton's come down with an intestinal parasite, and he doesn't appreciate its opinions on his love life.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Tenna was on the decline.

    If he wanted to keep his name in lights, he would be forced to get a little help from an up and coming big name in Cyber City. While not particularly impressed by their first meeting, Tenna knows that this “Spamton” fella was his best chance of getting with the times or risk being left behind.

    All he needed was a little guidance and all of that little mailman’s secrets to success. He would bring him in, give him a little sweet talk, stroke his ego, and get the guy to sing like a canary.

    He’d been in this business a long time, while Spamton was just getting started.

    This would be too easy, he thought.

    But soon, he would realize that Spamton was a more worthy rival than he’d first suspected, looking to take just as much from him and more. The question was: who would win?

    Who could play the long game,

    And make it out to the other side in one piece?

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Spamton still has the loaded disk. Tenna still has a DVD drive. It’s the quickest way to catch up, they decide, no commercial breaks. And with an exhausting trip down memory lane ahead of them, Tenna isn’t sure he wants to say goodbye to everyone and everything he knows in favor of a new audience. Maybe nostalgia really is in style…

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    25 Sep 2025

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    Something twisted deep inside him, sharp and aching, because Tenna was holding onto him even in his dreams. Seeing him in a way Spamton couldn’t see himself—bright, worthy, someone to admire instead of discard.

    It terrified him. It comforted him. It left him undone.

    At first, he told himself it was just a crush. Just a spark of attraction. But sitting there, thinking about every small detail—the tilt of Tenna’s antennae, the subtle glow of his screen, the quiet safety of his presence, the laughter—Spamton felt the truth slam into him like a punch to the gut.

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    A Spamtenna fanfic that starts in the Big Shot Era and carries into the current game timeline

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    24 Sep 2025

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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    12 Sep 2025