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When wizards start turning up dead, seemingly killed by Muggle means, the last person Auror Harry Potter is expecting to see turning up at crime scenes flashing his fancy badge is Draco Malfoy, nearly unrecognizable after his disappearance from England thirteen years ago.
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or, the fic in which Harry and Draco are forced into an unlikely partnership by their superiors and find themselves as lost in each other as they are in their case.
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
02 Dec 2025
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i really loved the aspect of draco giving up magic in this and their detective dynamic was so good i loved this so much
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A Fruit Tree in Winter by Anonymous for chyldofeternity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2015
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After failing in his task of killing Dumbledore, life doesn’t go as Draco expected. Sometimes just surviving takes everything you’ve got. And sometimes healing is something you can’t do alone. Story goes AU/AR from the end of Half-Blood Prince.
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- English
- Words:
- 29,694
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 49
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- 664
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Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
29 Nov 2025
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shorter but sweet and tortured at the same time
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Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products.
The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him.
So does Malfoy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 79,103
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 440
- Kudos:
- 1,290
- Bookmarks:
- 464
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- 21,949
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17 Nov 2025
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GENUINELY ONE OF MY FAVE FICS SOOOOOOO GOOD SO FUNNY
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The Brightest Constellations of Our Souls by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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Harry doesn’t know how to cope after the War. The only things that make him feel even remotely normal again are taking risks while flying and fighting with Malfoy. It’s not likely to end well.
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Draco becomes obsessed with ‘Wonderwall’, reads Muggle books, and drives a campervan, while Harry slowly falls in love with Draco. A story about travelling around the British Isles in the late 90s while healing deep scars.
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- English
- Words:
- 256,402
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,328
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- 3,516
- Bookmarks:
- 1,635
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- 148,938
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
13 Nov 2025
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GENUINELY ONE OF MY FAV FICS the slowburn is unreal and their love comes so easy and softly that it sneaks up on you. obsessed obsessed
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Us, infinite (unfortunately) by thecouchsofa for nv-md (ANW815)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2024
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It’s very fitting for how Harry’s life has gone thus far that he gets trapped in a time loop without rhyme, reason, or warning.
To make matters infinitely worse, the one other person stuck on the same hellish chronological ride is Draco Malfoy, git extraordinaire.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 77,287
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 561
- Kudos:
- 2,461
- Bookmarks:
- 841
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- 52,549
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
07 Nov 2025
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THIS WAS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD one of my favourite fics i think
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"I'm stuck in a time loop, reliving November 2nd. This is the 111th time I've lived through today."
Draco stilled. His moody eyes, the tension in his hands where he gripped onto his umbrella, the careful mask of blankness flickering over his face — everything about him was so difficult and so very dear to Harry.
"Ah," said Draco, "and?"
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150,289
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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- 2,806
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- 5,602
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- 2,298
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- 185,205
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
06 Nov 2025
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THIS FIC KILLED ME SO HARD OH MY GODDDD....... beautiful and not really that angsty but the CONCEPT and the SAD WAY IT CARRIES OUT AND THE ENDING WAAAAAH
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Aurors Potter and Malfoy crack the case.
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- Part 1 of Twenty-Two Cards
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 75,329
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,462
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- 4,254
- Bookmarks:
- 1,811
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- 146,289
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
03 Nov 2025
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DELIGHTFUL THE BANTER IS SO GOOD AND THE WAY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER FEELS LIKE THE BEST KIND OF HATE ITS SO FUNNY I WAS CONSTANTLY CACKLING SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
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Harry Potter, investigative reporter for the Daily Prophet, leads a perfectly adequate life. When he’s not trawling back-alleys for a juicy story, he’s playing tea party with his favourite niece or eating curry with his former house-elf. Draco Malfoy, renowned chef in muggle Paris, was perfectly content living a life of obscurity. But when his mother’s health begins to fail, he must return to wizarding London and face his past. When Harry gets an odd assignment to interview the enigmatic chef of the new muggle-wizard restaurant Le Cerf, he’s reunited with his childhood bully - and is reminded just how much a person can change in ten years. Hijinks, mystery, and food-related dirty talk ensue when Harry receives an anonymous tip of a blackmarket dragon trade and enlists Draco to be his concierge into the shady underworld of the wizarding elite.
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After the end of the Second Wizarding War, the infamous Boy Who Lived Twice has all but disappeared from the public eye. In a shocking act of spontaneity in the months following his victory over He Who Shall Not Be Named, Harry Potter abandoned his friends and his pursuits of becoming an auror to study dragons at the infamous Romanian Dragon Sanctuary. Under the careful guidance of his best friend’s brother, Charlie Weasley, Harry has discovered a passion for caring for the rather vicious and powerful beasts. The tumultuous life of the Savior has finally calmed down, and one could argue that he has found something reminiscent of peace after a lifetime of anguish.
But of course, Harry Potter’s life is anything but peaceful. When the dragon keepers save an injured dragon from poachers, Harry’s newfound peace is turned upside down. As any respectable dragon keeper knows, Hebridean Black dragons are notorious for their dark scales and purple eyes. Imagine their surprise when the injured dragon is discovered to be a pure-white Hebridean Black with gray eyes. Eyes that only seem to watch Harry.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 125,901
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Comments:
- 282
- Kudos:
- 1,243
- Bookmarks:
- 321
- Hits:
- 31,473
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
25 Oct 2025
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THIS WAS SOOOOO GOOD WAAAAAAH MY GOD;;; ;_;
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Good manners dictate that, when one’s best friend Apparates onto one’s doorstep holding the unconscious, haggard body of the schoolyard bully and begging for sanctuary, one ought to invite the two of them in for a cup of tea. Harry Potter sometimes wishes he weren’t so polite.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 93,920
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 246
- Kudos:
- 3,240
- Bookmarks:
- 926
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- 67,799
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
21 Oct 2025
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ABSOLUTELY AMAZING, fencer never fails to write the most heartwarming fics and this one is hilarious and sweet and draco as a character is amazingly written as always
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His new partner: Draco Malfoy. Smirking like an albino demon. Pale, and in all black, like death himself dragging Harry back into his clutches.
“I’m sorry?” Harry replied, uncomprehending. The ultimate proof his brain was presently being mangled beyond repair.
Malfoy laughed coldly, sharp as a knife. “Oh Potter. I think we’re a bit beyond that, after all these years?”
Or: the boys opt out of their Auror partnership in favour of the much more interesting project of hating, saving, fucking each other – some combination of the three.
Or: Harry and Draco go through their quarter life crises.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 127,537
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 288
- Kudos:
- 354
- Bookmarks:
- 164
- Hits:
- 15,222
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
20 Oct 2025
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THIS is the enemies to lovers of my dreams they fucking hate each other and love each other and it is perfect and this fic is so funny i laughed out loud every like third line ohhhh my godddd
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Draco Malfoy and The Potter-Led Workplace Harassment by DropTheBeet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Oct 2025
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Draco was becoming hysterical. He was losing the plot.
“You test all your products, Potter?” He was flirting. Draco was half convinced he’d start laughing. Or sobbing. Hopefully he’d look down and find he’d forgotten his trousers, and was dreaming.
The smile stretching Potter’s lips was utterly filthy, and he was still in Draco’s space. “Matter of fact, I do.” Potter was flirting back. Oh lord. Draco was having an out of body experience. “Where do you think the product descriptions come from?””
Or: Draco works in the business tax office at the Ministry, and gets bothered with Potter’s brainless questions far more often than he wants. And inflicted with his presence. And confronted with his various wares. Which would be bad enough, but Potter owns a bloody sex toy shop. This has to be some kind of sexual harassment, surely?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,820
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 56
- Kudos:
- 202
- Bookmarks:
- 36
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- 3,432
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
19 Oct 2025
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this one was so funny and good and i looooved them
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The Rules of Matchbreaking by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) for Evening12
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2017
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For Prompt #51:
When Draco gets fired, he reluctantly agrees to break up a girl’s relationship for her disapproving mother. Through word of mouth, the one-time gig turns him into a professional Matchbreaker, however he winds up falling for one of his clients and must somehow balance his secret job and love life.[excerpt]:
“So who is it? The Curse-breaker and the Veela? The head of the Department of Magical Transportation?” Draco’s eyes lit up. “The Dragon-tamer?” Now that particular Weasley could be fun.“No. It’s Harry,” Hermione said, the name exploding out of her in a rush.
Draco blinked, stunned into silence.
“Harry,” he said, after he recovered his faculties. “You want me to break up Harry and the Weaselette?!"
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It was only supposed to be casual. Just rules on parchment, a way to keep things nice and easy. But somewhere between French Men, Socks being stolen, and Christmas mornings, the rules stopped mattering.
What mattered was him.
What mattered was love.Enemies with Benefits takes place over two years, and follows Harry and Draco shagging senselessly but ultimately getting themselves sorted.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 77,352
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 203
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- 610
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- 209
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- 12,479
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
01 Oct 2025
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THIS ONE KILLED MEEEE so beautiful;_;
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After the war, Harry struggles to cope. He hopes that taking humanity out of the picture will help.
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Potter is utterly livid. He turns on himself, but stops at the door’s skirt. There’s a beat of silence and Draco doesn’t look, clamps his eyes shut, holds his breath. Potter says it on an exhale, so that it rings true and honest and crystal clear to Draco’s ears.
“You’re not worth it, anyway.”
It’s another blow to the head, a contravention with Draco’s name on it, a new poison to be served at breakfast. Draco doesn’t think he could shrink into himself any further if he tried. Potter walks away and he must be halfway gone already when Draco hears him say, low and resentful, in a manner that reminds him of his own father.
“Your father said: forgive me.”
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Or: Draco does time in Azkaban. The aftermath is legendary.
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Draco Malfoy is not an owl, really he isn’t. He simply assumes the shape of one on occasion when he wants to find a bit of privacy—a goal entirely thwarted because Harry Potter doesn’t understand you can’t just grab any old bird from the Owlery and force it to send your missives and deliver your packages.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 66,820
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 394
- Kudos:
- 6,602
- Bookmarks:
- 1,558
- Hits:
- 115,780
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
18 Sep 2025
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AMAZING STUNNING fantastic character writing and great concept i love this soooo much
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“You curl your lip and wrinkle your nose and sneer and call me Saviour, yet you only seek my help at the eleventh hour. That’s what’s fucked up, Malfoy.” || Draco Malfoy is dead, and Harry is absolutely totally fine with that.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 140,816
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 444
- Kudos:
- 3,051
- Bookmarks:
- 981
- Hits:
- 78,344
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
16 Sep 2025
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waaaah this fic was delightful, i love the dynamic and the way it was written and the ending is so sweet ;_; its angsty and it makes you work for the happy ending but its so beautiful loooove
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After ending up in the Spell Damage Ward at St Mungo’s, Harry is put on mandatory holiday leave.
The catch: he has to spend it with Malfoy at his cottage deep in the woods. Harry has no idea why Malfoy agreed to host him, considering he avoided ever being alone in a room with Harry before he left for his sabbatical a year ago.
To complicate things, Harry’s enormous longstanding crush hasn’t waned at all in Malfoy’s absence.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,297
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 250
- Kudos:
- 2,952
- Bookmarks:
- 802
- Hits:
- 48,434
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
15 Sep 2025
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this was so soft and sweet and hit so perfectly, im obsessed <3
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Two months after Draco Malfoy was reported dead, Harry and Ron found him tangled in Strangler Ivy on the grounds of Hogwarts.