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    i made a playlist!! which can be listened to here and the track listing is here.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    “Or you could come to the Burrow,” suggested Ron, waggling his eyebrows in Ginny’s direction. “Mum would love that.”

    She narrowed her eyes at him over the top of her butterbeer mug.

    Harry glanced between the two of them, confused. “What am I missing?”

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    Ginny is not totally looking forward to a Christmas spent at home with all her relatives asking her why she's the only unmarried Weasley child. Ron suggests she bring Harry as her fake boyfriend. There are a million ways this could go wrong.

    Featuring happily married Ron and Hermione, lots of Weasley babies, the family curse to only have boys, Cedrella Black meddling in her granddaughter's love life, and endless amounts of sugar, mistletoe, and other Christmas shenanigans.

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    17 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Some people’s only worries are their love lives.
    Harry would’ve preferred if his were, too.

    He never asked to be Dumbledore’s spy, Ginny Weasley’s emotional support, or the one juggling Slytherin politics.
    Unfortunately, he’s all three.
    Life has a talent for turning his plans upside down — and this time, it’s gifted him a new, imaginary friend.

    A sequel to Of Detentions, Green-Eyed Babies, and Dashing Slytherins.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    "I couldn't kill you, Stark. Even if I wanted to."

    "Ah." He downs his drink and smirks. "So you admit to liking me. I knew I'd get it out of you."

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    09 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    Over time, she doesn't try to think about the ramifications of pulling him from the Lake.

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    13 May 2025