beautifulduckweed



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    Podfics of beautifulduckweed's Pride Month Twitter Love Stories series.

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    Missing scenes and canon retold, piecemeal and as the fancy takes me, through the eyes of Nicholas Rook.

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    The continuing adventures of Archie and Daniel! Canon-compliant case fics and general skullduggery.

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    Barney and Isaacs in Damned Young Things 'verse. For any of these stories to make sense, you'll need to read the first three chapters KJC posted to her Facebook group. Read these fics in order.

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    In June of 2022, I decided, well hey, I want to try something new. Challenge myself. I thought: let's try and write a short story every day on Twitter, covering as much of the spectrum of queer love as I knew how.

    It was meant to push me to write in a way I'm completely unaccustomed to. Short, quick, imperfect. I like to experiment, but the time and format constraints meant I had to do it FAST.

    I didn't end up posting every day, but I posted more days than not! 19 out of 30 days saw a story (or part of a story; two of the stories had to be broken up into parts) from me. I didn't cover as many different aspects of queer love as I wanted, but I managed to hit a few of the big ones. This experiment, in short, was a success: I wrote quickly and imperfectly, and learned to let the stories go.

    I don't know if I'll do it again, but it was absolutely worth trying just to see what I could accomplish; I hope you find the stories worth reading.

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    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

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    13 Mar 2026

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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Geno can't. Sidney won't.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

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    28 Feb 2026