bisexualtornado



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  1. Summary

    Collection of Mating season fics, some are connected, but most are just themed around big balls and horny feelings. Requests welcomed!

    Seasonally (Appropriate, Relevant) -- Derek has big balls and doesn't know what to do with them
    Grapefruit -- Stiles has a plan on what to do with his big balls, and it involves fucking Derek
    All in Ball -- A bit more romance than sex, but still for sure some sex

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    At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.

    Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.

    Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?

    And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.

    (featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Rozanov adjusted his towel, and Shane’s eyes were drawn to the motion like magnets.

    “Well, if I come to 1410 tonight at nine o’clock…” Rozanov said casually, leaving the question open.

    “I might open,” Shane responded. He shouldn’t have entertained this conversation at all, he knew. He knew how dangerous this could be, for so many reasons and for both of them. But he also wanted, so, so badly. He wanted to be touched, he wanted to feel good, and he wanted Rozanov to be the one to give that to him. He wanted Rozanov.

    Rozanov nodded, like this was the expected response, and shrugged casually. “I might knock,” he said, then walked away to his own locker where his things were stashed.

     

    Or, a trans Shane rewrite of their first time.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander seems to get a new tattoo of a flower or leaf every time something significant happens to him. Ilya's curiosity threatens to drive him mad.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    "Suck," Ilya commands gently. Shane watches his reflection turn pink. They're alone, for now, but that could change at any moment. Shane feels sick and needy and wants to fight the urge to soothe so badly. Ilya taps again, insistent. "It will help. Suck."

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    26 Jan 2026

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    “I am normal,” says Shane, rearranging his silverware on the table. “And I will pass Logic, ignore Ilya Rozanov, and continue to be normal forever until I die.” When he reaches for Rose’s fork to move it parallel to her plate, she grabs his wrist and gently sets it on the table.

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    25 Jan 2026